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Old Sep 20, 2017 | 10:24 AM
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Old Sep 20, 2017 | 11:05 AM
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Would you guess I'm 74?
No way! You don't look a day over 73!


Just funnin' ya...
 
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Old Sep 20, 2017 | 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Mark@ Baker Drivetrain
Myself...I think I'll just deal with the wrinkles.

Getting older might suck, but it beats the alternative!!!
 
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Old Sep 20, 2017 | 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by hitthecoast
Every bar I go to I see touring baggers, and every rider looks the same! Why are they all so damn wrinkly? Is it because they don't wear sunscreen when they ride? With Dynas on their way out, we need to take the power back!

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog...ing-motorcycle



Hmmm....

Read the linked article...

Impressions?

Asshattery from a (likely) liberal metrosexual eunuch. Evidence? For starters...



Clearly the dude has an axe to grind. He's probably intimidated by bikes and folks that ride them. In (typically liberal) response he lashes out at the things that makes him wee himself.

Seems when snivelers write this kind of tripe they are attacking things that highlight or make them uncomfortable about their own self image. That guy likes to proffer the idea that riding is nothing more than a means to publicly compensate for one's insecurities. We ride to show that we are "manly" or "real men". Didn't you know?

Only overweight, insecure, old dudes ride. Who would have thunk it? Funny... The last several times I've been to a dealer, I was impressed with the number of female riders. And no, those females weren't riding Sporty's (like me). They were riding the glides etc. (some of them pretty hopped up). Guess we'll have to start calling all the BT's girl's bikes. Hell, my spousal equivalent is seriously considering taking a beginning riders course. She's 56. Does she have a deep dark secret that she's keeping from me?

Oh... and I found this line entertaining....

In fact, one of the leading suppliers of motorcycle parts is the aptly named Old Dude Vintage Parts & Service.
Leading suppliers? Never heard of the place. More evidence that this spineless limp noodle is lashing out at something that he knows nothing about.
 

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Old Sep 20, 2017 | 12:13 PM
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WTF? Is this a dating site??
 
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Old Sep 20, 2017 | 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Mark@ Baker Drivetrain
If you are concerned about wrinkles Heather Locklear has a tip:

http://hollywoodlife.com/2013/04/17/...ng-beauty-tip/

Myself...I think I'll just deal with the wrinkles.
You have to wonder if she has a prescription for it, or if she gets it straight from the tap?
 
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Old Sep 20, 2017 | 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by TroubleHead Fred
I've heard this for years, but it seems to me there is a new bunch of young guys getting old each year.

I hear a lot of young people on here wishing the old folks would hurry and die off. The only way for that to work is if they take the initiative and die off while they're young.
He's 55 and rides an 883 Iron. To this day calls people who ride baggers "Geezer Gliders". Need I say more?
 
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Old Sep 20, 2017 | 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by DaddyKnuck
You have to wonder if she has a prescription for it, or if she gets it straight from the tap?
Read the comments that follow the article - hilarious!

"I apply this to my wife's face and allow her to smear it on using the 'tube' it squirts out from"....
 
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Old Sep 20, 2017 | 02:15 PM
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Man, good thing I sold the Softy and jumped on a Bagger.

So. Many. Rules.
 
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Old Sep 20, 2017 | 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Honey-Badger
Man, good thing I sold the Softy and jumped on a Bagger.

So. Many. Rules.
You're too late. I guess you missed this part...
Originally Posted by hitthecoast
Every bar I go to I see touring baggers, and every rider looks the same! Why are they all so damn wrinkly?
 
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