Your not kidding. I'd be way more inclined to better detail my bike with something simple like that. Why the heck isn't that stock?!

 

Redbeard taught me a good trick for the tanks.

Use two needle nose vice grips close to each end and pinch off the hose. Then cut it in the middle, use a spare piece of hose and a hose junction to drain one side, then the other, into a can. No muss, no fuss. You have to replace the hose each time you remove the tank with this method but the hose is cheap.

 

I have the quick disconnects from coyote gear on my rocker. They do fit under there (tight but they fit).

Getting the tank off is still a bit of a pain cause getting those quick disconnects apart is tough because of the limited space. But they work.