It's too heavy
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It's too heavy
Wow..... I let a very nice young lady test ride an '08 Nightster today.... She had just finished the STAR riding course (very good course, not knocking it). She stalled the bike on take-off.... No big deal.... Then she rode around our lot a few times.... Pulled into the staging point... . Slammed on the brakes..... Kept her feet on the pegs and started to dump to the right... WHOA! WTF?!? I ran over and grabbed whatever I could get a hold of (part of my grip was on her azz...not intentional I swear 
I said, "PUT YOUR FEET DOWN!".... And she did.... finally.... Centimeters from scraping the lower pipe... Wow.... Then with a big smile on her face she says.... And I quote...... "It's too heavy" 
I said, "PUT YOUR FEET DOWN!".... And she did.... finally.... Centimeters from scraping the lower pipe... Wow.... Then with a big smile on her face she says.... And I quote...... "It's too heavy"
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RE: It's too heavy
Next time grab her by the hair and yank n spank her real hard.
I learned that from my first wife.....Whenever she kicked my bike over she was demanding I do that.
I can't explain it.....It's a female thang.....AllI know is they insist on it.
I learned that from my first wife.....Whenever she kicked my bike over she was demanding I do that.
I can't explain it.....It's a female thang.....AllI know is they insist on it.
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RE: It's too heavy
ORIGINAL: YodaddyKeith
Next time grab her by the hair and yank n spank her real hard.
I learned that from my first wife.....Whenever she kicked my bike over she was demanding I do that.
I can't explain it.....It's a female thang.....AllI know is they insist on it.
Next time grab her by the hair and yank n spank her real hard.
I learned that from my first wife.....Whenever she kicked my bike over she was demanding I do that.
I can't explain it.....It's a female thang.....AllI know is they insist on it.
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RE: It's too heavy
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Did ya get her number, she might need some tutoring
Did ya get her number, she might need some tutoring
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RE: It's too heavy
HDK I worry about you.
BTW, there is a difference between finishing STARS and passing STARS.
Tell her to hit the gym to build her upper body strength, she'll be riding a Sporty like a pro in no time!
BTW, there is a difference between finishing STARS and passing STARS.
Tell her to hit the gym to build her upper body strength, she'll be riding a Sporty like a pro in no time!
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RE: It's too heavy
Well... Well... Well... My Michelle... Yeah.... I really don't think her physical strength was the problem.... But... I really don't know... Because her feet .... weren't.... down..... lol