Holes
You've discovered the secret to the Sportster! That hole increases performance handling, lowers the weight, and creates less drag. According to Harley Davidson, it took10 years of research and testing before it was discovered a small hold in a precise spot in the back of the fender would result in some amazing performance increases.
Although, there have been unconfirmed reports of the modification having been around for some time. Some refer to it as the "Cletus Hole" after Cletus McGraw. Known for his swift sportster and complete lack of mechanicle aptitude, he recently admited the secret to his success after a few too many pints of moonshine.
"One day, mah ole ladey caught me with elly mae out behind the barn. Whaile Ahh wus a'pullin up mah draw's she a come a runnin out the shack with mah huntin gun. Well, Ahh decided to git gone on mah spoatsa. She musta gotten off a lucky shot an hit that there metal thing. I say Hawley or David's son oughtta be a payin me fer creatin this here speedy hole"
Although, there have been unconfirmed reports of the modification having been around for some time. Some refer to it as the "Cletus Hole" after Cletus McGraw. Known for his swift sportster and complete lack of mechanicle aptitude, he recently admited the secret to his success after a few too many pints of moonshine.
"One day, mah ole ladey caught me with elly mae out behind the barn. Whaile Ahh wus a'pullin up mah draw's she a come a runnin out the shack with mah huntin gun. Well, Ahh decided to git gone on mah spoatsa. She musta gotten off a lucky shot an hit that there metal thing. I say Hawley or David's son oughtta be a payin me fer creatin this here speedy hole"


