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Old Jul 5, 2020 | 10:46 AM
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Cinnamon & Jasmine. I mean......

HOOKERS! They no longer fit the newer HD baggers from abt '17 on.

In storage they oxidized a lot. Has burn(s) marks and scrape/dent damage in 1 spot that may not be very apparent.

If these are sandblasted and black undercoated, they will look damn near brand new.

If you are unaware, Hookers have adjustable baffles. I have them set at abt 1/8th open.

That I know of Hookers are not made anymore. Have the BEST BEST sound I ever heard on a bike and no one is selling them that I found.





$150 cash firm.
 
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Old Jul 5, 2020 | 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by BuzzCap7
Cinnamon & Jasmine. I mean......

HOOKERS! They no longer fit the newer HD baggers from abt '17 on.

In storage they oxidized a lot. Has burn(s) marks and scrape/dent damage in 1 spot that may not be very apparent.

If these are sandblasted and black undercoated, they will look damn near brand new.

If you are unaware, Hookers have adjustable baffles. I have them set at abt 1/8th open.

That I know of Hookers are not made anymore. Have the BEST BEST sound I ever heard on a bike and no one is selling them that I found.





$150 cash firm.
Oh rats! I thought you were talking about the good flying model airplanes built by Gene Oldenberg back in the `90s.
 
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Old Jul 5, 2020 | 12:14 PM
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Gotta love those "Peed on" opened towed M/C booties of yours @BuzzCap7 . How'd you get those pipes to yellow up ?
 
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Old Jul 5, 2020 | 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by hvacgaspiping
Oh rats! I thought you were talking about the good flying model airplanes built by Gene Oldenberg back in the `90s.
Nopie.

Good afternoon my friend.

You gave me a flashback.

Many years ago when I was selling real estate, a guy who wrote articles for a moral flying airplane magazine would get many, many, many free model airplanes with different size engines up to 6.0 at the time.

When I went in to list his house, he had racks and racks and racks of full-size model airplanes that he used to test fly. What an amazing sight.

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Gotta love those "Peed on" opened towed M/C booties of yours @BuzzCap7 . How'd you get those pipes to yellow up ?
Simple answer my friend. I will items the steps for you.

1. Drink a lot of lemonade. Lemon flavored.
2. Go for a long ride.
3. When u have to pee, step off the bike, put your open towed M/C booties under the pipes, and then pee on the pipes.
4. When peeing stops. Shake 2 times.
5. Wait until the pee drys.
6. While standing at the hookers with your toesies underneath the hookers, open your saddle bag and drink up again.
7. Then to 2-5 again for the other pipe, the one on the other side of the bike.

After exactly 214 pee rounds, the yellowing will start to appear.

Now my friend pp stoPPie, is the tricky part............each pee round after 214 times you now start to darken the shade of yellow. Know ahead of time what shade you are going for.

Too light, you look like a sissy. Too dark they start to not look like yellow anymore. Usually from a test of 3,816 bikers, the sweet spot is around 275 - 295 rounds of peeing.

..........you are welcome.

And FYI pp stoPPie, I have the above submitted for copy righting. I am just waniting for th eofficial ppwk to come back.

'luv ya man!!!

OH, did u know Ybeebee just had another HUGE lobstah fest?? With corn? He posted PIXs. WOW!!! 1 of the biggest I ever saw!!!
 
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