Beero
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Road Master
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From: Boca Raton
Beero
New Hero, I mean Beero...
Every once in a while....In life........
You run into a genius with a true talent. See attached pic...
Observations:
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Tran substantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now , as I have to work in the morning.
2Beers
Every once in a while....In life........
You run into a genius with a true talent. See attached pic...
Observations:
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Tran substantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now , as I have to work in the morning.
2Beers
2Beers in a bar the other day...
2Beers was in the pub yesterday when he suddenly realized
that he desperately needed to fart.
The music was really,
really loud, so he timed his farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, he started to feel better.
He finished his second beer and noticed that everybody was staring at him.
Then he suddenly remembered that he was listening to his iPod.
that he desperately needed to fart.
The music was really,really loud, so he timed his farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, he started to feel better.
He finished his second beer and noticed that everybody was staring at him.
Then he suddenly remembered that he was listening to his iPod.
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Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 16,320
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From: Boynton Beach, FloriDuh
2Beers was in the pub yesterday when he suddenly realized
that he desperately needed to fart. The music was really,
really loud, so he timed his farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, he started to feel better.
He finished his second beer and noticed that everybody was staring at him.
Then he suddenly remembered that he was listening to his iPod.
that he desperately needed to fart.
The music was really,really loud, so he timed his farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, he started to feel better.
He finished his second beer and noticed that everybody was staring at him.
Then he suddenly remembered that he was listening to his iPod. 
LMAO 
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Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 410
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From: Niceville, FL
2Beers was in the pub yesterday when he suddenly realized
that he desperately needed to fart. The music was really,
really loud, so he timed his farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, he started to feel better.
He finished his second beer and noticed that everybody was staring at him.
Then he suddenly remembered that he was listening to his iPod.
that he desperately needed to fart.
The music was really,really loud, so he timed his farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, he started to feel better.
He finished his second beer and noticed that everybody was staring at him.
Then he suddenly remembered that he was listening to his iPod. Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!
Road Warrior
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 1,750
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From: coral springs fl.
Uh oh, i think i just peed myself on that one ..
hey, WTF ? WHERE THE HELL IS THE DANCING BANANA ????
hey, WTF ? WHERE THE HELL IS THE DANCING BANANA ????
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2Beers was in the pub yesterday when he suddenly realized
that he desperately needed to fart. The music was really,
really loud, so he timed his farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, he started to feel better.
He finished his second beer and noticed that everybody was staring at him.
Then he suddenly remembered that he was listening to his iPod.
that he desperately needed to fart.
The music was really,really loud, so he timed his farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, he started to feel better.
He finished his second beer and noticed that everybody was staring at him.
Then he suddenly remembered that he was listening to his iPod. 
<-- for TJD.
