Time for some jokes
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Time for some jokes
Here are the LATEST LIBERAL JOKES
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
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Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser
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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
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Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
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If Pelosi, Reid, Kerry and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it sank, who would be saved? ....
A: America!
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The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
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Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
**********************
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser
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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
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Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
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If Pelosi, Reid, Kerry and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it sank, who would be saved? ....
A: America!
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Here are the LATEST LIBERAL JOKES
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
**********************
Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
**********************
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser
**********************
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
**********************
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
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If Pelosi, Reid, Kerry and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it sank, who would be saved? ....
A: America!
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The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
**********************
Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
**********************
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser
**********************
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
**********************
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
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If Pelosi, Reid, Kerry and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it sank, who would be saved? ....
A: America!
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I have heard it said that "humor has it's roots in truth". (Bo has papers, huh?)
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Back to the 'papers' biz.....
I have heard that starting next year, in Florida, to renew your drivers license, you must show a birth certificate that is embossed. Guess who is not getting a Florida license!
(I am more scared of the eye test than anything!)
I have heard that starting next year, in Florida, to renew your drivers license, you must show a birth certificate that is embossed. Guess who is not getting a Florida license!
(I am more scared of the eye test than anything!)
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As for jokes, I'll leave it at - No Rules - No Politics - Just Ride.
HDF probably doesn't have enough disk space for Palin's gaffs anyway.
No, I think both party's $uck and, one way or the other, both of them are going to $scew the middle class in the end.
Last edited by cHarley; Jan 15, 2010 at 04:17 PM.
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That ain't no joke. They use stereo scope eye machines now, so it doesn't matter if your overall vision is 20/20, each eye must be no worse than 20/40 corrected. If you have a bad eye for whatever reason, you'll need a certified letter from your ophthalmologist stating that the vision in that eye cannot be corrected.
As for jokes, I'll leave it at - No Rules - No Politics - Just Ride.
HDF probably doesn't have enough disk space for Palin's gaffs anyway.
No, I think both party's $uck and, one way or the other, both of them are going to $scew the middle class in the end.
As for jokes, I'll leave it at - No Rules - No Politics - Just Ride.
HDF probably doesn't have enough disk space for Palin's gaffs anyway.
No, I think both party's $uck and, one way or the other, both of them are going to $scew the middle class in the end.
PS - renew your license on-line if you can. No proof necessary.
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