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Old Sep 25, 2014 | 06:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Mark@ Baker Drivetrain
Is the worm at the bottom of the bottle of tequila drunk?
Only if he swallows.....
 
Old Sep 25, 2014 | 06:29 AM
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What caliber handgun should I brandish when threatened by a dump truck?
 
Old Sep 25, 2014 | 06:48 AM
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Does this bike make my *** look fat?
 
Old Oct 4, 2014 | 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by spider14043
Who do you work for and why are you stealing from them by collecting a paycheck for doing nothing. I'd fire you and your supervisor. That would give you plenty of time to ride. Until you ran out of money.

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Totally agree, saying you're at work implies that you're actually working, what a slacker.
 
Old Oct 8, 2014 | 09:14 AM
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How do you throw out a garbage can? If you put it at the curb, the garbagemen will just think it's an empty can!

And, the one that really gets me? If Horace Mann lived in California, would he have said "Go East;young man"?
 
Old Oct 8, 2014 | 03:24 PM
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When you go to the drive-in on your motorcycle, where do they hang the tray?
 
Old Oct 11, 2014 | 05:15 PM
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The internet where everyone can be a smartass without getting the snot beat out of them.

What vehicle do I need to tow a bike?
 
Old Oct 11, 2014 | 05:52 PM
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This reminds me of questions I always wonders about?

What do you do if you are at the urinal and realize you put your boxers on backwards?

Do you talk to the guy next to you at the urinal?

If you walk into a restroom, what do you do if a guy you haven't seen in a while steps away from the urinal and offers to shake your hand?

What is a semi-boneless ham? Either it has a bone or it doesn't?

Does my made in China Harley jacket make me look fatter than a made in USA one?

How often do you clean the underside of your fenders?

Do you get off your bike to fuel it up?

At what point does a dentist stop referring to his practice, and is now doing it for real?

When did stores start calling us "guests" instead of customers? And if I was really their guest, wouldn't they invite me in for a beer and pretzels and not charge me anything?

Why do you "turn on" your lights, when you push a switch?
 
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Where do you put your gas cap when you air up your tires?
 
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