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Originally Posted by LoneBone
Hooters is way overrated. Food sucks at the one or two I've been to.

Go to a real strip club, then go to a real steakhouse, not necessarily in that order.

If ya want's to see kitties go see *******...

You don't realize the danger that MarkyDos braved just to come to Hooters. If his boss found out he went to a strip club....well, let's say he may have been dismembered.
 
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I am actively pursuing participants to WoodStock '16™! There may be a few members of the entertainment industry, others may be just along for the party, some both.
Please tell me Bridgette the Midget is one of those...

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Really like the slim. Lots of old school potential.
Really good bike, like I mentioned to Russ. I gave one a complete makeover, including 16" apes, and I love riding that thing!
 
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Originally Posted by LoneBone
Hooters is way overrated. Food sucks at the one or two I've been to.

Go to a real strip club, then go to a real steakhouse, not necessarily in that order.

If ya want's to see ******* go see *******...
Im used to being held back by a thin layer of spandex and a wedding ring that I don't wear....
 
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You don't realize the danger that MarkyDos braved just to come to Hooters. If his boss found out he went to a strip club....well, let's say he may have been dismembered.
By boss I'm assuming his boss at home?

C'mon man....
 
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Please tell me Bridgette the Midget is one of those...

Really good bike, like I mentioned to Russ. I gave one a complete makeover, including 16" apes, and I love riding that thing!
I'm gonna scour the midget farms.....anyone know where they are?
 
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Wait, dismembered???
 
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Wait, dismembered???
Yeah, you know, Lorena Bobbitt ****....


 
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Im used to being held back by a thin layer of spandex and a wedding ring that I don't wear....
You can just look Lou, no touchy. If yer lucky she'll make you tacos...
 
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Yeah, you know, Lorena Bobbitt ****....


 
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