Originally Posted by AllenW

Afternoon all.

11" of sand and windy, makes for miserable snow blowing.

We here in MN don't go apeshit at the mention of snow and buy out the grocery stores, nope we've been through this many tines.

What we do is go out on the roadways and prove not only can we not drive in nice weather, we really suck when it gets wet, icy or snowy.
Over 300 accidents in the metro last night, who knows how many this morning.

To all you morons in MN who were part of this, SLOW THE FREAK DOWN!!!

This ends my public service announcement for the day.

Leg infection better but not gone, off to urgent care tomm, always enjoy sitting there for half a day for an 20 min visit.

As far as the io and bikers go, anybody pull a piece to commit a crime should get 20 years and a day added on to whatever else they get.
Keep the public out of it. imho

Never picked up all the terminology that goes with being cool and speaking,
I call my bike a bike or scoot so I don't have to explain to some juvenile why I'm not riding his chosen ride, makes it easier to go from brand to brand also..usually.

Have a great day..

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Originally Posted by Uncle Larry

Al while your advice is appreciated ... you should consider the fact that you're posting it the T.O.A.K. ..........we already know everything :>)

Originally Posted by QC

Afternoon post by.

Originally Posted by OKMICK

I had no idea Al was gonna post that.

Originally Posted by Uncle Larry

Sure you did .... you just forgot to remember !

Originally Posted by Uncle Larry

What were we talkin' about?