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Old Jun 1, 2017 | 08:26 PM
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I have no talent for cooking. That's why I got married. What ever happened to " the way to a mans heart is through his stomach " ?. Speaking of old sayings, why can't it be " happy husband, happy life" , other than it doesn't rime ?
Keep his ***** drained and his belly full because somewhere out ther there's a hooker with a sammich.
 
Old Jun 1, 2017 | 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Uncle Chester
Keep his ***** drained and his belly full because somewhere out ther there's a hooker with a sammich.
Exactly!!!
 
Old Jun 1, 2017 | 08:28 PM
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That wood be far too easy Chuck
 
Old Jun 1, 2017 | 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by LiiT
Jack,my friend, you are something else. Hope you make it to WS17. I can't wait to hear more of your.....adventures😉
Gonna try my *** off, depending on my work schedule at that time. If I come, I won't be alone. Gonna either bring CiCi or Baby Doll. Got a gal in N.C. that I used to know. Don't plan on being alone, but if I am I may have to sneak off a day or 2 and look her up....
 
Old Jun 1, 2017 | 08:31 PM
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If you are solo I'm sure one of the Wood's wood volunteer to be your wingman. I know I wood!
 
Old Jun 1, 2017 | 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by soft 02
If you are solo I'm sure one of the Wood's wood volunteer to be your wingman. I know I wood!
I have no doubt Baker will be glad to be your wingman!
 
Old Jun 1, 2017 | 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Uncle Chester
Keep his ***** drained and his belly full because somewhere out ther there's a hooker with a sammich.
If that's not already on a t-shirt it should be
 
Old Jun 1, 2017 | 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by soft 02
If you are solo I'm sure one of the Wood's wood volunteer to be your wingman. I know I wood!
It's real easy Lucifer. You either need to be really good looking, or able to make em laugh and feel at ease with you. Luckily for me I can make em laugh, LMAO...
 
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Baker...haven't really chatted with that cat. Seems like a good dude.
 
Old Jun 1, 2017 | 08:36 PM
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I'm ****ing bored. 4-1/2 hrs before I pick up Angie, and I can't be drunk when I do or she'll be pissed...
 



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