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Nov 25, 2017 | 09:36 AM

#20151

OKMICK

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From: Oklahoma City

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Originally Posted by BARACU

What were you thinking??????

I was thinking of the last vestiges of hope for my sex life, Al. Nothing more, nothing less.

Nov 25, 2017 | 09:38 AM

#20152

BARACU

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From: N.E PA

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Originally Posted by OKMICK

I was thinking of the last vestiges of hope for my sex life, Al. Nothing more, nothing less.

How'd that work out for you?

Nov 25, 2017 | 09:40 AM

#20153

OKMICK

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From: Oklahoma City

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Originally Posted by BARACU

How'd that work out for you?

I will get back to you, I am attempting to calculate the difference between a 'vestige' and a 'scintilla'.

Nov 25, 2017 | 09:42 AM

#20154

Northern Glide

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From: Western MN

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Originally Posted by QC

Morning, Mick, Rick.

No Black Friday bullshit here. I'm too old for that crap. And I already hate people enough as it is.

Greg, your application for WalMart greeter has been rejected !! LOL

Quote:

Originally Posted by OKMICK

Didn't see my post about my new britches, did ya.

Mick, you are so doomed from this Black Friday time forward. Prayers .....

Nov 25, 2017 | 09:42 AM

#20155

BARACU

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From: N.E PA

Restoring a bike takes up a lot less room that restoring cars..

everything here except for frame and mufflers.

Nov 25, 2017 | 09:45 AM

#20156

Thread Starter

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From: Centennial, CO

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Originally Posted by Northern Glide

Greg, your application for WalMart greeter has been rejected !! LOL

Mick, you are so doomed from this Black Friday time forward. Prayers .....

Thank God!

Nov 25, 2017 | 09:45 AM

#20157

PapaThiele

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From: Firestone, CO

Mornin Stan!

Be right back, Woods...I need to find my dictionary....vestige? scintilla?

Nov 25, 2017 | 09:46 AM

#20158

BARACU

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From: N.E PA

Quote:

Originally Posted by Northern Glide

Greg, your application for WalMart greeter has been rejected !! LOL

Can't resist:

So I finally landed a job as a Wal-Mart greeter, which is a good find for many retirees, unfortunately I lasted less than a day.
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. Per my greeter training manual I said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.” “Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?” So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, madam. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.”
My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.

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