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Old Feb 2, 2009 | 03:01 PM
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If you have a trailer for your bike, you are a poser
 
Old Feb 2, 2009 | 03:57 PM
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If you worry about who or what another person is, you're an ultimate poser!
 
Old Feb 2, 2009 | 04:12 PM
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You are a Poser if you like this picture. It was generated from The Real Poser....A 3D rendering software package for the posing, animating and rendering of 3D polymesh human and animal figures.

Please meet the real deal, Mrs. Poser....
 
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Old Feb 2, 2009 | 04:44 PM
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If you call people who worry about others posers, then you are a poser
 
Old Feb 2, 2009 | 04:53 PM
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If your cat's name is Harley.
 
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Old Feb 2, 2009 | 04:56 PM
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good one. I have a buddy who named his shih tzu harley.
 
Old Feb 2, 2009 | 05:16 PM
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If you have more Harley t-shirts in your closet than miles on your bike....you might be a poser.

If your bike spends more time on the lift getting shiny than on the road getting dirty... you might be a poser.

If your hat, sunglasses, shirt, sweatshirt, jacket, jeans, boxers, socks and boots all have the H-D shield on them AND you wear them all at the same time...you just might be a poser.

If your bikes laid up and you go to bike night wearing all your gear as if you rode in ...you might be a poser.

If you actually give a flying f%#k if someone is a poser....then you might be a.....

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P.S. Thanks for a fun thread guys. Don't anyone take it too seriously.
 
Old Feb 2, 2009 | 05:21 PM
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If you were a rain suit as a windbreaker on a warm, sunny day.
 
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