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Old Feb 16, 2009 | 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by electaRICK
the hole point of this,,,, is
the dumass tollbooth attendent paid tripple over what the Yami is worth!!

Hey Dumass, there's 3 P's in TRIPPPLE!!!!!! And 2 B's in DOUBBLE!!!

Geesh, send a kid ta skool, whadda they do? Burn the boooks and eat da teeecher.
NO WONDER you ride with a guy who owns a V Star.
And the li'l "o" and Cun*gress want to throw mo' munny at the skool system!!!
(He's gotta be the li'l "o', cuz Oprah is already the BIG "O", as in azz"O". )
 
Old Feb 16, 2009 | 08:14 PM
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I thought it was funny,--- and true!
 
Old Feb 16, 2009 | 08:25 PM
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I still cant see paying 8.50 for a V-Star.....Toll booth thing is that like a OutHouse..Bwaaaaahaahahaha.
 
Old Feb 16, 2009 | 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Da Gumpmeister
Hey Dumass, there's 3 P's in TRIPPPLE!!!!!! And 2 B's in DOUBBLE!!!

Geesh, send a kid ta skool, whadda they do? Burn the boooks and eat da teeecher.
NO WONDER you ride with a guy who owns a V Star.
And the li'l "o" and Cun*gress want to throw mo' munny at the skool system!!!
(He's gotta be the li'l "o', cuz Oprah is already the BIG "O", as in azz"O". )
Did they send you to school to learn to write like that or was it gumby that taught you. I see you ride with Gumby too.
 
Old Feb 16, 2009 | 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by 7/11 The Crapshooter
Did they send you to school to learn to write like that or was it gumby that taught you. I see you ride with Gumby too.





Da Gumpmeister is a derivative that came from SNL, just like "I'm Gumby, Dammit" Been Gumby since 1966. LONG story. Been riding (road riding) since 1966. My kids even call me Gumby AND it's on my credit cards and bank accts. There are ppl who have known me for over 20 yrs, and have posolutely, absotively no idea what my real name is.

And I spell that way, so the rest of the rednecks can follow along with THIS ONE. (Me )





Actually, all 4 of my grandparents came from Germany. And my Gramma, who learned English, but not real well, always spelled her words, just like they sounded. My Mom used to sit at the kitchen table and read her letters to us, because we could not decipher what it said, when we were kids.

My kids made the 4' wooden Gumbys when they were in Boy Scouts. They are to scale, and guess what? You can ALWAYS find our campsite in Sturgis. There are a chitpot full of ppl who have pics of theyselves, at Sturgis, on the chopper, with Gumby. NOT ME, the wooden one.
 
Old Feb 16, 2009 | 10:22 PM
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What was he selling, Rick?
 
Old Feb 16, 2009 | 10:25 PM
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Yo fool u pay me and i will take it
 
Old Feb 16, 2009 | 10:26 PM
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What is the definition of a shock absorber
 
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Old Feb 17, 2009 | 06:50 AM
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Originally Posted by jandlcars
What is the definition of a shock absorber
What is a shock absorber???


 
Old Feb 17, 2009 | 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Da Gumpmeister
What is a shock absorber???


It's a thingee that when you have it instead of just springs... that only allows you one good hump when you hit a bump instead of three humps per bump like just springs do... !
 



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