Juno interviews a HDForums moderator
Schumacher: No, we prefer meaner sounding names actually.
Juno: Then, does this mean that I could become a Moderator if I so desired?
Schumacher: Not a big fan of Alaska myself
Juno: I have first hand knowledge that a couple of posters were removed from the site and had not broken any of the written rules. They were polite, helpful, never mentioned politics, race or anything insulting, yet were removed from the site. Why is that?
Schumacher: They know why.
Juno: Are there any UNWRITTEN rules of which some of us are not aware?
Schumacher: Nope
Juno: What are the primary qualifications a person must possess to hold the hallowed position of Moderator?
Schumacher: you gotta be a glutton for punishment
Juno: One last question. To the best of your knowledge, has another moderator ever been removed from the site because of rule infractions or do they get special treatment?
Schumacher: No special treatment. I lost my mod privileges for a time.
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Mod: But you know you were just tryin to stir up trouble.
Banned User: No way man. I was only posting pictures of my girl friend. Heck, just because she can't afford clothes shouldn't be a reason to remove the pictures.
Mod: Snicker, you really expect me to believe that?
Banned User: Really man. That's the truth.
Mod: Uh huh, sure. Hey, while we are on the subject of expecting us to be gullible, why do you keep asking about where your buddies are who got banned from here too. Don't you talk to them anymore.
Banned User: Oh them, yeah, I haven't had time to hook up with them.
Mod: But you posted somewhere else that you went on a ride with three of them just yesterday.
Banned User: Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Well, eh, I just never got around to asking them about it. (smirk)
Mod: Well heck, maybe instead of asking here, you could just ask them when you meet them for lunch today seeing as that was your next ride time with them. In the mean time, I'll just remove your post here with the funny spacings between the letters. Gee, could that be a way of trying to get around the word filters of HD Forums. Real nice guy.
Banned User: Oh that, yeah, I ahhhhh, got a problem with my keyboard. Ya see, the space bar sticks sometimes. Yeah, that's it, the space bar sticks.
Mod: Hmmmmm, you must have gotten it fixed because it hasn't stuck during this dialog.
Banned User: Oh it s t i c k s s o m e t i m e s. See it did it there.
Mod: We're done here.
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Might not even last a day before they kicked me to the curb!!Two jobs I never want - to be a forum moderator, or to work at an HD Shop!!








