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Old Oct 12, 2009 | 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Faast Ed
I would re evaluate my behavior and make myself a better person for her so that she would be happier with me.
Let me guess... Your wife reads here, doesn't she?

....if your wife / girlfriend was about to do this?
I would call a bro to help me get rid of her corpse.
 
Old Oct 12, 2009 | 06:23 PM
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Let me guess... Your wife reads here, doesn't she?
No, I just have a poor sense of humor. LOL Can't believe it took so long to get spotted!
 
Old Oct 12, 2009 | 06:36 PM
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Old Oct 12, 2009 | 06:56 PM
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shorter shorts...remember what Clay did on SOA when she kicked his bike? Put a cement block thru her window!
 
Old Oct 12, 2009 | 08:02 PM
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My conclusion is you didn't hit her hard enough during your last argument.
 
Old Oct 12, 2009 | 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Beercan321
....if your wife / girlfriend was about to do this?

First I would hand her the nearest telephone and tell her that the 80's are on the line and want their daisy dukes, mullet back. Then I would back up that with a phone number. I would tell her that Molly Hatchet called and left that number to get in touch with the band. That they love the leather vest, boots combo with the cut jeans and need a back up singer if she is available. Only thing they said was she needed to leave the leather watch band with Johnny Depp and the 21 Jump Street Gang.

That should set her in motion to follow through with her plan. Leaving, like most said here....., a new bike, new woman, new home, and vacation spot.


The only thing she is missing is that baby blue feather with color matching leather strapped to a roach clip......you find at that travelin' carnival.
 
Old Oct 12, 2009 | 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by 08KING
My conclusion is you didn't hit her hard enough during your last argument.
Now that was funny!!!!
 
Old Oct 13, 2009 | 08:22 AM
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Old Oct 13, 2009 | 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by "Dutch"
First I would hand her the nearest telephone and tell her that the 80's are on the line and want their daisy dukes, mullet back. Then I would back up that with a phone number. I would tell her that Molly Hatchet called and left that number to get in touch with the band. That they love the leather vest, boots combo with the cut jeans and need a back up singer if she is available. Only thing they said was she needed to leave the leather watch band with Johnny Depp and the 21 Jump Street Gang.

That should set her in motion to follow through with her plan. Leaving, like most said here....., a new bike, new woman, new home, and vacation spot.


The only thing she is missing is that baby blue feather with color matching leather strapped to a roach clip......you find at that travelin' carnival.
I like this.. he is like the MAJOR fashion police.. forget the fact she is getting ready to light up a nice bike.. It almost reads like,, hey it's ok to do that ..but you need to go change clothes first. hahahha.
 



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