Cold out... hahaha!!!
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Cold out... hahaha!!!
COLD IS A RELATIVE THING...TOUGHNESS COUNTS!
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Michigan plant gardens.
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Michigan sunbathe.
50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Michigan drive with the windows down..
40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above zero:
People in Miami all die.
Michiganders close the windows.
Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Michigan get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Michigan let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michiganders get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile.
40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Michigan start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Lions win the Super Bowl
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Michigan plant gardens.
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Michigan sunbathe.
50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Michigan drive with the windows down..
40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above zero:
People in Miami all die.
Michiganders close the windows.
Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Michigan get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Michigan let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michiganders get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile.
40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Michigan start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Lions win the Super Bowl
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What Minnesotans say 'bout "Cool".
"Oh, the cold's not's so bad because it's a dry cold." This is a little bit true, but only a litle bit. When it's 20 degrees below zero, it doesn't make a gosh darned difference if the cold is dry or wet. It's just cold.
"We just love having four seasons here." Guess what? Other places have four seasons too-- without the winter season lasting for half the year!
"It's not as bad as it used to be." Also partly true, perhaps thanks to global warning. But when it's 20 degrees below zero, it doesn't matter that it used to be 25 degrees below zero. It's still cold!
"It's so nice to spend the winter inside doing activities with the kids." Nothing wrong with family time. But you know what? People in warm climates spend time with their children too.
YOU KNOW sumtin iz wrong, when peeps start gettin' ALL GIDDY, cuz it's gonna go................................ABOVE 0.
What a BUNCH of IDJUTS, we iz !!!!! Bwahahahahaha
ME ???? I "LUV" the 'attire.
We go from THIS:
to THIS:
WERX 4 ME !!!!! NOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.
"Oh, the cold's not's so bad because it's a dry cold." This is a little bit true, but only a litle bit. When it's 20 degrees below zero, it doesn't make a gosh darned difference if the cold is dry or wet. It's just cold.
"We just love having four seasons here." Guess what? Other places have four seasons too-- without the winter season lasting for half the year!
"It's not as bad as it used to be." Also partly true, perhaps thanks to global warning. But when it's 20 degrees below zero, it doesn't matter that it used to be 25 degrees below zero. It's still cold!
"It's so nice to spend the winter inside doing activities with the kids." Nothing wrong with family time. But you know what? People in warm climates spend time with their children too.
YOU KNOW sumtin iz wrong, when peeps start gettin' ALL GIDDY, cuz it's gonna go................................ABOVE 0.
What a BUNCH of IDJUTS, we iz !!!!! Bwahahahahaha
ME ???? I "LUV" the 'attire.
We go from THIS:
to THIS:
WERX 4 ME !!!!! NOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.
Last edited by Da Gumpmeister; Jan 14, 2010 at 10:04 AM.
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