Ever rode a fat chick and something broke?

truckerdave · 2011-01-15 19:35:07

Anyone have any good fat girl stories? nope... http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b261/Shizzniple/familyguy_peternofatchickspic.jpg

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Jan 16, 2011 | 01:39 AM

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Buckinfitch

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Originally Posted by truckerdave

Anyone have any good fat girl stories?

nope...

Jan 16, 2011 | 03:16 AM

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TwiZted Biker

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Try "Antiquing" her, then aim for the wet spot.

Old skinny redneck I knew passed a bit of wisdom on that subject once ,
" Start lifting rolls till you smell **** then back up one "

Guy was a warped puppy ............

Jan 16, 2011 | 04:48 AM

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truckerdave

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Hey, all you guys have fat girl stories. You just ain't talking.

Jan 16, 2011 | 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by truckerdave

Yeah, yeah i know. You would never go out with a fat girl. Neither would i but i did ride a "chunky" girl some years ago and my fender strut broke. I was cussing fat girls the next day when i had to take it off and have it welded. Anyone have any good fat girl stories?

As I blush...She gave me a TV for services...That same TV still works...She is long gone...A happy exchange with perks that were not expected!!!

Jan 16, 2011 | 07:32 AM

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Fat Bottom Girls tune comes to mind here!

Jan 16, 2011 | 09:42 AM

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Yup...some vacation in the bahamas or dominican....broke the bed frame. Big solid wood framed bed went crashing down on the hard tile floor...and we were upstairs, dunno if room under us was occupied..probably, was a crowded place. Oh what a drunken week!

Jan 16, 2011 | 10:44 AM

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There was a skinny guy I went to trade school with. His girlfriend was a big ol' girl. One morning I noticed he was limping real bad. Apparently, they were having sex & he tore an *** muscle. He never lived it down...