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Old May 9, 2011 | 04:25 PM
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Help! I'm looking for information.

I'm looking for a half helmet thats practically invisible. Those novelty helmets are too big and mushroomy. Is there one that, like, sprays on?

Where can I find cheap imported leathers that are made in the USA?

I think my Harley dealer is cool and that makes me cool by osmosis. Would they just accept money from me, like a donation? Or do I have to buy something first?

Also, how do I know when I'm supposed to shift gears on my motorcycle? I think I know when to put on the brakes, but this gears thing has me confused.

And I'd like my bike to go "udden udden" when I give it gas. It currently goes "vrroom vrroom". Do I need a tuner?





(okay, time to get back to work.)
 
Old May 9, 2011 | 09:09 PM
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Yes to all of the above.
 
Old May 10, 2011 | 05:44 AM
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I agree... you need help big time.
 
Old May 10, 2011 | 05:47 AM
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Not sure you need a helmet. Your brain is already gone so nothing left to protect
 
Old May 10, 2011 | 08:00 AM
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Snark,

You can ride with me anytime !!!!
I hope the fog lifts....
 
Old May 10, 2011 | 08:25 AM
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Take two skid lids and call me in the mourning.
 
Old May 10, 2011 | 08:34 AM
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Sheeeesh!
 
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