Hi new to harley just got a new heritage classic kamloops hd. dealer riding it to ns. canada. got my HOG patch , is just a cheap sholder patch??? was hoping for large back patch i see on diferent riders . how do you get one worthy of putting on your jackest??

 

takes some lookin around

 

You have to kill a hog and make pork bbq sammiches from it's dead carcass for every member of the HOG chapter you are wanting to join. If they are pleased you will be patched in.

Well either that or you just pay for it.

 

Kill the hog kill the hog kill the hog! KILL THE HOG!!!

Welcome

 

I had a hog patch on my jacket, showed up at the border to enter the states. The bitch border guard says, "I see you are wearing a patch, where is the rest of the gang". Then after I denied any gang connections, she kept asking who am I meeting in the states, who do I know in gangs etc etc. Finally I got searched and after they didn't find anything, after detaining me a good hour they let me in. Think twice about wearing a patch. Even though it means nothing, you have to consider other peoples perceptions.

 

If your really into that kind of thing I think you'll find most dealerships stock it along with the top rocker stating what Hog chapter your in.

 

Post a picture of yourself once you get all patched in...

 

 

 

before you can wear the patch, you must pass through several stages of douche-dom, which includes purchasing the following.
1. fingerless gloves.
2. ***-less chaps.
3. doo-rag.
4. SOA t-shirt
5. pee pot helmet.

only when you have attained the above items, can you be awarded the coveted HOG back patch. and you must post a picture on here for our approval.