shorts!
Cruiser
Joined: Jul 2012
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From: Sweden
I sometimes wear thongs, stilettos and a smile. Hoping that gets me a free dyno run and bike detail at the local stealer. Problem is I got a hairy *** so will try for a combo wax job that does both scoot n owner.
Having planted that thought in all yer pointy heads, no, shorts n flips dont work for me anymore. Strangely I even feel odd without gloves. Have done the shorts, flops no glove routine a few years back, but prudence seems to have bitten my hairy *** big time.
Incidentally, for those that use the sun and heat as an excuse, ever seen any desert dwellers in skimpy clothing? Doesnt happen, coz staying covered up is actully cooler.
That said, your scoot, your attire. But please, if ya look like Jello on wheels, do the world a favour n cover up willya? LOL!
Having planted that thought in all yer pointy heads, no, shorts n flips dont work for me anymore. Strangely I even feel odd without gloves. Have done the shorts, flops no glove routine a few years back, but prudence seems to have bitten my hairy *** big time.
Incidentally, for those that use the sun and heat as an excuse, ever seen any desert dwellers in skimpy clothing? Doesnt happen, coz staying covered up is actully cooler.
That said, your scoot, your attire. But please, if ya look like Jello on wheels, do the world a favour n cover up willya? LOL!
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From: NorCal916
My wife and I have put on swim suits ,then chaps over, and all of the other regular ridin stuff ,headed up into the sierra's to some out of the way swimming holes. Not only some great riding to get there.and back. Then to hang out ,cool off have a lunch and a brew (1). Them are some great escapes for a day.
No way hosa NO PICS!
No way hosa NO PICS!
Road Master
Joined: Dec 2007
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From: Upstate, SC
Only time I wear shorts when riding is when I'm done cutting the grass when it's 95 degree's out. I'm soaked with sweat and I'm covered in grass. Well,, maybe a quik beer run too.
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From: Puget Sound, WA.
An old gf and I had moving sex on my bike- both pantless at 35 mph on an old country road at night....she layed on the tank and I could get an extra bump when I bipped my throttle..
Does that count?
Does that count?
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