View Poll Results: Do you wave while changing your oil?
Absoultely, I'm a real biker after all.
18
33.96%
No way, that's gay.
12
22.64%
Can't because one finger is up my butt and the other is in the drain plug.
23
43.40%
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Do you wave while changing your oil?
Cruiser
Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 224
Likes: 4
From: Hamilton Ontario
Cheese fries bind me up
This forum never ceases to amaze me. I can't tell you how much I learned by reading stuff here but it's not just that; I was feeling like it might be just me but when I hear that you guys do it too I feel normal - like I'm a cool biker that fits in.
The reason I don't go to Hooters isn't just that cheese fries bind me up, but also because my wife won't let me but I'm confident that one day my fingerless gloves and bandana coolness will convince her to let me.
Poop regularly brothers and poop well - that's all I'm saying.
o/ <--- me waving.
The reason I don't go to Hooters isn't just that cheese fries bind me up, but also because my wife won't let me but I'm confident that one day my fingerless gloves and bandana coolness will convince her to let me.
Poop regularly brothers and poop well - that's all I'm saying.
o/ <--- me waving.
Elite HDF Member
Joined: Feb 2011
Posts: 3,598
Likes: 1,231
From: Southeast Texas
OK new Service Bulletin, use ONLY chrome oil filters IF you decide that you are going to change oil!
Make sure to ONLY mix your oil and gas after you have warmed your bike up while on your way to Hooters for cheese fries! Sit and recollect on the journey to your local Hooters with your other like minded riders and stand around in a circle and ask stupid question and come up with even more ridiculous ideas! We could do this step by step or we could do it the hard way! GET ME!?!?!
Make sure to ONLY mix your oil and gas after you have warmed your bike up while on your way to Hooters for cheese fries! Sit and recollect on the journey to your local Hooters with your other like minded riders and stand around in a circle and ask stupid question and come up with even more ridiculous ideas! We could do this step by step or we could do it the hard way! GET ME!?!?!
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Banned
Joined: May 2012
Posts: 1,852
Likes: 4
From: California
Another question: How many hours a day do you just stand around staring at your bike? The reason I ask is because it's about all I can do these day! I just stare at it, I don't know why but for some reason I've tarded into the complete simple assumption that I am nothing and my bike reminds me that that notion is true and if it hadn't been for my bike I would be less than nothing! Damn it!
Where were we, ah yes, changing oil...
BOLLUCKS! (as the Brits say)
I'm gonna put on some loud music and run around in my spandex and relive the golden years of when all I ever listened to was Iron Maiden! Oh ****, they're still the only band I actually listen... never the less I hope this rant contributes to making this thread completely useless and silly and that we gather unto this thread only those who enjoy a good laugh and vow to start farting in public! CHEERS!
Where were we, ah yes, changing oil...
BOLLUCKS! (as the Brits say)
I'm gonna put on some loud music and run around in my spandex and relive the golden years of when all I ever listened to was Iron Maiden! Oh ****, they're still the only band I actually listen... never the less I hope this rant contributes to making this thread completely useless and silly and that we gather unto this thread only those who enjoy a good laugh and vow to start farting in public! CHEERS!
Elite HDF Member
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 4,813
Likes: 6
From: Rio Grande Valley-Texas
Dude, your such a poser with your SE foam finger. I ony use an authentic, signed, Richard Petty STP foam finger that I got back in the 70s. Thats Old Skool! I roll like that! They haven't made a decent foam finger since '82!
Last edited by AtkRWC; Sep 20, 2012 at 08:16 AM.
Banned
Joined: May 2012
Posts: 1,852
Likes: 4
From: California
I want a Screamin' Eagle Foam finger! I don't mind being a poseur!
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