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Old Feb 4, 2013 | 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by HMCS(FMF)
So, how does one go about this: "Hey, I'd like to take you home and make you breakfast in the morning. But here's the thing..... How much do you weigh?" Or "Geez babe, Don't you think you've had enough? You better put that Twinkie down, I need to get you back under 250#...." Bet he gets his face slapped quite a bit!
He actually dates enough of them he could get a job at a carnival guessing peoples weight!!
 
Old Feb 4, 2013 | 04:31 PM
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Replace them cheesy air shocks with struts,and build a rear fender outa 1/4 inch steel plate.
 
Old Feb 4, 2013 | 04:38 PM
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500 lounds huh. That would be a big bottom!

 
Old Feb 4, 2013 | 04:42 PM
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think you will need a "wide load" banner and an over sized permit from d.o.t. to move that down the road.
 
Old Feb 4, 2013 | 05:17 PM
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550 lbs? Shwing!!! Got photos? Maybe in chaps?
 
Old Feb 4, 2013 | 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by harley_badboy
You must be kidding but if not then.....You would be exceeding your bike's GVWR (Gross Vehicle Weight Rating)! Needles to say if you want to ride with your girlfriend then ditch her and get one that weighs less (a lot less).
that large, she would be definition of Gross vehicle weight. Forget about the speaker lids something tells me you probably won't hear em at any speed.
 
Old Feb 4, 2013 | 05:33 PM
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Looks like someone is bored in Texas. You should be out riding. Some of us don't have that luxury this time of year.
 
Old Feb 4, 2013 | 05:55 PM
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Your first trip should be to a multi purpose medical facility. Either that or you could be the bipolar roller.
 
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Originally Posted by Rustell

Might have a problem getting it stopped...
OMFG! LMAO!
Hit a bump too hard and the dude and bike BOTH disappear!
 
Old Feb 4, 2013 | 06:10 PM
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Dump the bitch and get a skinner GF.... Who would date someone that big? How gross.
 



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