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Old May 29, 2014 | 02:57 PM
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Dang, beat me to it-

'…shalt thou count to three, no more, noless. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of thecounting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two,excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the numberthree, being the third number, be reached…..

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Old May 29, 2014 | 03:07 PM
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Everyone knows that three turns only applies to the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, not gas caps!
 
Old May 29, 2014 | 03:07 PM
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I doubt the sincerity of the post but...mine clicks once but I turn it until it stops.
 
Old May 29, 2014 | 03:27 PM
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You're too late. This has already been discussed ad nauseum here.

https://www.hdforums.com/forum/touri...ightening.html
 
Old May 29, 2014 | 03:28 PM
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I can't handle the pressure. I'm chucking the cap and stuffing a rag in there.
 
Old May 29, 2014 | 03:33 PM
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OP's moving gif/avatar thingy (hot chick's dancing butt cheeks) makes this post worth checking out.

That being said, I click precisely 34 times. I have to start over if I inadvertently click 35 times.
 
Old May 29, 2014 | 03:38 PM
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I never thought about it. And now I'm thinking about it.

 
Old May 29, 2014 | 03:54 PM
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Are you kidding me? What I am understanding now is that it doesn't matter how many clicks. Is that right?

I was told you have to click it once for every gallon you put in or the fuel gauge will be off. Man... have I been wrong all these years.

Just a year ago I found out I was putting it in the wrong place when filling up. What else am I doing wrong?
 
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Old May 29, 2014 | 03:57 PM
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On a more important note:
I've been debating on how many times I should wipe my *** after I take a ****. I know it depends on the type of **** - wet/runny, soft, hard/dry, etc. but I seem to be stuck on 3 wipes with TP and then 1 or 2 with flushable wipes. However, I wonder if I'm wasting time & money and would be better off just wiping twice with TP and foregoing the flushable wipes altogether, regardless of the type of ****. I don't have a hairy *** so, dingle berries aren't really a concern.
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Old May 29, 2014 | 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Loc_Tite
I can't handle the pressure. I'm chucking the cap and stuffing a rag in there.
Just make sure you light the rag on fire after you do to burn off the excess gasoline fumes.
 



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