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Old May 17, 2007 | 03:51 AM
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After drinking hard all night, dont try to pull the bike out of the shed so you and your drunk buddies can shoot darts. Dont ask me how I know.
 
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Old May 17, 2007 | 05:57 AM
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when out on the bike on a lovely evening, cruising down the country lanes taking in the sights and chewing gum. Make sure you chew with yer mouth shut ...................... bugs really screw up your carb intake and totally change the taste. And it really messes up yer cool look as your face makes some great shapes as it reacts.


Dont ask me how I know ......................
 
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Old May 17, 2007 | 06:37 AM
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When cleaning the wheels on your new rk, don't roll the bike forward and set it on the jiffy stand without first finding out the jiffy stand is actually down [:@]Don't ask how I know... Still pissed about that one!!
 
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Old May 17, 2007 | 07:14 AM
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Don't ride your bike on a gravel road past a dog breeder who's breeding pitbulls and who leaves the gate ajar. Don't ask me how I know!!
 
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Old May 17, 2007 | 04:09 PM
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Too many dead brain cells to remember all of them, but here's one I do remember.

If the odd noise coming from within the fairing on your Road Glide sounds like a mouse,,, it might be. "Don't ask me how I know, and don't ask me how I discovered what it was.
Probably from the smell after it died.
Discovered it was a mouse right after I pointed my flashlight into the hole and wedged my head between the handlebars and fairing. It was at that point the little monster decided to make it's escape. Right past my head that was wedged tightly in place. Would have made good TV on "Funniest Home Motorcycle Videos". My riding buddy is still LHAO.
 
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Old May 17, 2007 | 04:20 PM
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While riding, don't spit when you are wearing a full face helment. Don't ask me how I know
 
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Old May 17, 2007 | 04:20 PM
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Hate to say it but. Always remember to put your feet down at a stop.
 
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Old May 17, 2007 | 04:20 PM
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ORIGINAL: MojoTP

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Too many dead brain cells to remember all of them, but here's one I do remember.

If the odd noise coming from within the fairing on your Road Glide sounds like a mouse,,, it might be. "Don't ask me how I know, and don't ask me how I discovered what it was.
Probably from the smell after it died.
Discovered it was a mouse right after I pointed my flashlight into the hole and wedged my head between the handlebars and fairing. It was at that point the little monster decided to make it's escape. Right past my head that was wedged tightly in place. Would have made good TV on "Funniest Home Motorcycle Videos". My riding buddy is still LHAO.
Reminds me of the squirrel in the tree on Christmas Vacation. Funny stuff.
 
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Old May 17, 2007 | 04:25 PM
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do not push your bike in the garage that has a two inch lip at the garage door---just ride it in---don't ask me how I know.

do not attempt to high five your riding partner while sitting on your bike---you may miss his hand and you know what happens next---don't ask me how I know.
Now, THAT one made me laugh out loud! Good one!
 
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Old May 17, 2007 | 04:33 PM
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When putting your foot down, make sure your not next to a ditch! that first step is a dusey!!
 
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