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I've been using tinfoil under my old doo rags for awhile now; helps reflect alien attempts at mind control. Try it Dawg; no one can see the tinfoil if you tuck it in well!!! (LOL)!!!!!!!!!
Don't mind me, I'm in my own little world but that's okay because everyone knows me there and we all get along just fine........
THE THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET STOPS ALIENS FROM ABDUCTING HUMANS.
IT'S BEEN USED SUCCESSFULLY BY ABDUCTEES FOR NINE YEARS.
So these keep aliens from abducting you but abductees have been using them successfully for nine years????? How the hell did they get abducted if this works successfully? WTF
What I especially liked was the information on what to do in Hot Climates:
"If the temperature is over 80 degrees F and the helmet is hot to wear, use an awl or similar tool and punch some small holes in the top of the helmet."
Trouble is they don't say whether you should take the helmet off to do this or not and considering one may have used tape to keep the aliens from taking it from you, it might make a difference.....
The site kept me and the family amused for a spell as I read the info. What's scary is that the author of thesite actually seems to believeit. Now I'm not saying their ain't aliens, just that his helmet ain't gonna cut it. Don't ask me how I know!
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