Maybe 10 years back, group at the hotel after long days ride,everyone's heading for dinner and my bike wouldn't start, I was hungry. Rode bittch with Dirty Bob. Me and Bob are both 300lbs.....

Unfortunately, the pics exist somewhere...

Bike turned out to be a ground issue, easy find and fix when we got back...

 

As long as his middle name isn't Off, I think you're OK.

 

Give him a ride....

 

ROFLMAO

 

Tell him the friendship is off if he puts his hands around your waist.

 

Hell, he can't be uglier than some of the women I've had on my bike over the years


That 300# African American women that wanted a ride comes to mind [8D]

 

Is that your cell phone or are you just happy to see me????????????????

Maybe you should have him ride backwards......... It just may be safer that way.

 

Dudes thanks for the repleyes. I will make note of your sugjestions. No arms around my waste, no cell phone in my front pockets, no assless chaps, and minimize the lehther.

Funny thing he does have leather pants and a vest he wheres everywhere. He has the look of a big bad biker missing teeth and all but if people really knew he didnt have a motorcycle they wood laugh. With his bald head and broken and missing teeth he looks pretty menicing.

I betjack will want too be part of the Hog group once I take him out.

 

Never was into motorcycles myself until a friend gave me a ride to lunch a couple times. Of course, he was leaning way forward and I was leaning way back! Everyone teased us, but now I've been riding for 10 years and have my own SG.

 

maybe in a sidecar........