Nuke power.......
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Nuke power.......
A stranger was seated next
To a little girl on the airplane
When the stranger turned to
Her and said, 'Let's talk. I've
Heard that flights go quicker
If you strike up a conversation
With your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just
Opened her book, closed it
Slowly and said to the stranger,
'What would you like to talk
About?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the
Stranger. 'How about nuclear
Power?' and he smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be
An interesting topic. But let me
Ask you a question first. A horse,
A cow, and a deer all eat the same
Stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes
Little pellets, while a cow turns out
A flat patty, and a horse produces
Clumps of dried grass. Why do you
Suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by
The little girl's intelligence, thinks
About it and says, 'Hmmm, I have
No idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do
You really feel qualified to discuss
Nuclear power when you don't know
****? [&:][/align]
To a little girl on the airplane
When the stranger turned to
Her and said, 'Let's talk. I've
Heard that flights go quicker
If you strike up a conversation
With your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just
Opened her book, closed it
Slowly and said to the stranger,
'What would you like to talk
About?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the
Stranger. 'How about nuclear
Power?' and he smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be
An interesting topic. But let me
Ask you a question first. A horse,
A cow, and a deer all eat the same
Stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes
Little pellets, while a cow turns out
A flat patty, and a horse produces
Clumps of dried grass. Why do you
Suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by
The little girl's intelligence, thinks
About it and says, 'Hmmm, I have
No idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do
You really feel qualified to discuss
Nuclear power when you don't know
****? [&:][/align]
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RE: Nuke power.......
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ORIGINAL: jeepster09
A stranger was seated next
To a little girl on the airplane
When the stranger turned to
Her and said, 'Let's talk. I've
Heard that flights go quicker
If you strike up a conversation
With your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just
Opened her book, closed it
Slowly and said to the stranger,
'What would you like to talk
About?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the
Stranger. 'How about nuclear
Power?' and he smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be
An interesting topic. But let me
Ask you a question first. A horse,
A cow, and a deer all eat the same
Stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes
Little pellets, while a cow turns out
A flat patty, and a horse produces
Clumps of dried grass. Why do you
Suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by
The little girl's intelligence, thinks
About it and says, 'Hmmm, I have
No idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do
You really feel qualified to discuss
Nuclear power when you don't know
****? [&:][/align]
A stranger was seated next
To a little girl on the airplane
When the stranger turned to
Her and said, 'Let's talk. I've
Heard that flights go quicker
If you strike up a conversation
With your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just
Opened her book, closed it
Slowly and said to the stranger,
'What would you like to talk
About?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the
Stranger. 'How about nuclear
Power?' and he smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be
An interesting topic. But let me
Ask you a question first. A horse,
A cow, and a deer all eat the same
Stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes
Little pellets, while a cow turns out
A flat patty, and a horse produces
Clumps of dried grass. Why do you
Suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by
The little girl's intelligence, thinks
About it and says, 'Hmmm, I have
No idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do
You really feel qualified to discuss
Nuclear power when you don't know
****? [&:][/align]
