RATS!!!
The first signs I had that something was amiss were three turds on top of the cover. Uh oh. This can't be good. A quick glance around the garage confirmed my suspicions. Rat turds everywhere. On the floor, on my boat, my surfboard, my minibike! EVERYWHERE! Then I notice a pile of debris on the floor, under a wire shelf. Bird seed. My wife bought some bird seed to feed all the little birdies that like to visit the backyard this time of year. But it wasn't birds that had found the seed. It seems that rats, a lot of rats, had been climbing onto the shelf, eating the bird seed and letting the hulls fall to the floor. What a mess. On top of all the turds, now I've got bird seed spread all over my garage. And worse, I've got muddy little prints on EVERY surface, EVERY item in my garage!
After assessing the situation, I faced my greatest fear and took the cover off my Street Glide. Sure enough, my bike, my baby, is covered in grimy, muddy, rat prints! The bastards climbed under the cover and went creeping around! Hopefully that's the worst of the damage.
Needless to say, I've got a major Spring Cleaning project going on my garage today; a project that I expect will take several days to complete. But it also goes without saying that some little rodents are gonna pay! I'm killin' all of em-- No Quarter!
If any of you have suggestions on how to handle this sudden infestation (there was no sign of them last weekend, seems they moved in during the freeze we had this week) I'd love to hear them. But for now, I gotta go back outside and clean up rat turds. What a shitty way, pardon the pun, to spend an otherwise lovely Saturday. And I ain't even got any beer. Now THAT sucks!
I would NOT put rat poison in the garage as that will attract them back into the garage. Just like the bird seed did.
Then I'd splain to the wife that while feeding the birds is neat, it attracks rats better then birds.
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