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RE: Whatever Happened to that Guy????
ORIGINAL: Beemervet
ORIGINAL: rocknrod
What ever happened to that guy who said his son washed his bike and now it's ALL RUST.
Well, it seems that the son hated his dad's Harley. He hasn't attended any Little League games since he got it, and when his dad told him he wouldn't play catch with him because it was time to wax his spokes, something snapped. He volunteered to wash his dad's bike. His father was delighted that at long last his son was coming around, and now would share his new passion. Alas, it was not to be. The boy invited all his Little League buddies over for a beer party. As they helped themselves to the boy's father's beer, they pissed on it all night.
The next day, the Dad opened up his garage door to find his righteous hog rusting away. Stunned, he ran back into the house and logged on to HDForums.com to report his misfortune and seek advise and solace from his bros. Returning to the garage he noticed his son crouched in the corner wretching and puking violently. Spinning him around, he gagged at the smell. The boy screamed "**** on you, and **** on your Harley!" That was more than the man could stand. He back-handed the boy, who ran out, crying.
So, the boy called the cops. His Dad was arrested, and can't make bail. The boy also told his mother that his dad only wanted the motorcycle so he could pick up titty dancers, so she sold it to the garbage man for twenty bucks. Child Protective Services is picking the boy up and placing him in a foster home. The wife filed for divorce. The guy shares his cell with a sensitive man named "Bubba."
So, that's what happened to that guy who said his son washed his bike and now it's ALL RUST.
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