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Old May 21, 2008 | 04:25 PM
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Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
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Old May 21, 2008 | 04:26 PM
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Just thought Ipost a little humor...
 
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Old May 21, 2008 | 04:29 PM
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This makes its rounds weekly.
 
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Old May 21, 2008 | 05:35 PM
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Personally I got a good laugh from it. Haven't seen it before, but with my memory I'll probably laugh again when it makes it's next round.
 
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Old May 21, 2008 | 05:48 PM
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Finally some humour here
 
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Old May 21, 2008 | 05:51 PM
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LMFAO- 1st time I've heard that one
 
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Old May 21, 2008 | 05:55 PM
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Dear Huge Jass,

I suggest you tighten the screws and it may help with the wifey too!
 
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Old May 21, 2008 | 06:05 PM
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To cute, you might check the missus for leaks too while you're at it.
 
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Maybe you'll get lucky and the guy she's seeing will be a top notch HD wrench. You can work out a deal. Wrench your bike when you're home, take care of the ol' lady when you're gone .................... Course, bi#ch still has to wash it!
 
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I just about peed my myself reading that.
 
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