Honesty Matters Here
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RE: Honesty Matters Here
I'm sorry officer, I can't answer your questions without the advice of my attorney. \\; However, I did drive my bike into a hotel room in Texas while I was on a trip. \\; It just seemed wrong to leave it outside in the rain. \\; Those handlebars can actually fit through some hotel room doors.
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RE: Honesty Matters Here
ORIGINAL: russl179
Please answer each question...honestly...
1) How many of you have found an excuse to go into your garage and the real reason was to go look at your HD touring bike?
2) How many, after cleaning and polishing your bike, later realized you missed a spot, and were compulsive enough to stop what you were doing just to finish the cleaning/polishing job?
3) How many of you have told your wife that you need to go on a "quick" ride to test the hydrominator which is connected to antilockbiograb bar?
4) How many of you have actually thought about sleeping in the garage next to your touring bike?
5) How many of you are obsessed with getting to the rear wheel to clean off the dirt and brake dust?
6) How many creatively work out your finances so your wife cannot see, on any bill or statement, how much money you drop into your bike?
Please answer each question...honestly...
1) How many of you have found an excuse to go into your garage and the real reason was to go look at your HD touring bike?
2) How many, after cleaning and polishing your bike, later realized you missed a spot, and were compulsive enough to stop what you were doing just to finish the cleaning/polishing job?
3) How many of you have told your wife that you need to go on a "quick" ride to test the hydrominator which is connected to antilockbiograb bar?
4) How many of you have actually thought about sleeping in the garage next to your touring bike?
5) How many of you are obsessed with getting to the rear wheel to clean off the dirt and brake dust?
6) How many creatively work out your finances so your wife cannot see, on any bill or statement, how much money you drop into your bike?
1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Naw...I just tell her I gotta run to the store.
4. No
5. No
6. \\;Of course
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RE: Honesty Matters Here
1. \\; I don't need an "Excuse"
2. \\; I "Never" miss a spot
3. \\; See #1
4. \\; Honestly....Never
5. \\; Oh Yeah
6. \\; Are you kidding me?...of course!
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2. \\; I "Never" miss a spot
3. \\; See #1
4. \\; Honestly....Never
5. \\; Oh Yeah
6. \\; Are you kidding me?...of course!
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RE: Honesty Matters Here
ORIGINAL: russl179
Please answer each question...honestly...
1) How many of you have found an excuse to go into your garage and the real reason was to go look at your HD touring bike?
2) How many, after cleaning and polishing your bike, later realized you missed a spot, and were compulsive enough to stop what you were doing just to finish the cleaning/polishing job?
3) How many of you have told your wife that you need to go on a "quick" ride to test the hydrominator which is connected to antilockbiograb bar?
4) How many of you have actually thought about sleeping in the garage next to your touring bike?
5) How many of you are obsessed with getting to the rear wheel to clean off the dirt and brake dust?
6) How many creatively work out your finances so your wife cannot see, on any bill or statement, how much money you drop into your bike?
Please answer each question...honestly...
1) How many of you have found an excuse to go into your garage and the real reason was to go look at your HD touring bike?
2) How many, after cleaning and polishing your bike, later realized you missed a spot, and were compulsive enough to stop what you were doing just to finish the cleaning/polishing job?
3) How many of you have told your wife that you need to go on a "quick" ride to test the hydrominator which is connected to antilockbiograb bar?
4) How many of you have actually thought about sleeping in the garage next to your touring bike?
5) How many of you are obsessed with getting to the rear wheel to clean off the dirt and brake dust?
6) How many creatively work out your finances so your wife cannot see, on any bill or statement, how much money you drop into your bike?
1. Guilty,,, but never need an excuse to go to the garage. its my man room
2. Yup 3 hours of heavy cleaning and Poof Damn missed a spot
3. Guilty except she say... ummm i,m going also
4. nope cant say I ever wanted to sleep in the garage.
5. Heavy cleaning mean removal of bags, seat and soon
6. Nope... Wife see's everything. Even asked when the 203 or 220 kit was going to be considered. (Caviat) "This will be your last Bike!!!!!" (Yeah right!!)
 \\;
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RE: Honesty Matters Here
Are you kidding comon my inner fairing was always that color, and honeslty that is the way the floor boards were when I brought it home from the dealer..... Oh comon everyone knows an ultra comes with all the led lights on the back and for signals....
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RE: Honesty Matters Here
I have a custom built (large) shed for the bike, its the Man Room and is loaded with the tool chests, 2 frig's, a table with chairs and a futon. The LCD TV is coming sometime soon.
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I don't need to tell the wife anything. She usually is much too busy and tells me to take the bike for a ride.
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I don't need to tell the wife anything. She usually is much too busy and tells me to take the bike for a ride.