Funny but NOT Tasty
Road Captain
Joined: Aug 2007
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From: SA TX
RE: Funny but NOT Tasty
That is hilarious. \\; But, you are in fact lucky it did not go into your breathing system as it would have resulted in severe coughing, etc to dislodge/disgourge it. \\; And, that was a hell of a timing job for it to have flown into your nose and down your throat before you could react. \\; The only way I know that could happen is during and intake of breath or you happen to be swallowing just at the right time.
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Worst one that happened to me is riding a pro street at 70 mph, some big fat juicy bug hit the nose and the wind blew the result up into my sinus on the left side. \\; Man, I was holding my right sinus closed and blowing for everything I was worth to get the crap out. \\; People driving by was definitely looking at me funny. \\; Afterward, I was laughing like a madman going down the highway....lol.
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Worst one that happened to me is riding a pro street at 70 mph, some big fat juicy bug hit the nose and the wind blew the result up into my sinus on the left side. \\; Man, I was holding my right sinus closed and blowing for everything I was worth to get the crap out. \\; People driving by was definitely looking at me funny. \\; Afterward, I was laughing like a madman going down the highway....lol.
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RE: Funny but NOT Tasty
 \\; \\; \\; Took a blackbird at 65 in the face shield once. Viser sliced him almost in half. Didn't see him coming. Just felt a huge thug on my helmet and head. Pulled over and there was blood everywhere. Pulled feathers out of the helmet, shield and clothing for a few days.
When I bought this new Ultra, 2nd day on a group ice cream ride, a cat came out at us on a side road and ran right into my front fender. Bent the chrome lower trim and actually creased the fender.
You meet the weirdest things, besides people, on a motorcycle.
When I bought this new Ultra, 2nd day on a group ice cream ride, a cat came out at us on a side road and ran right into my front fender. Bent the chrome lower trim and actually creased the fender.
You meet the weirdest things, besides people, on a motorcycle.
Road Master
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 869
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From: New York
RE: Funny but NOT Tasty
Tasted a few. Those bastards do manage to find a way around a wshield...fcking amazing!
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I laughed at your discription, that's usually as fast as it happens!
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ahhh, good times on the road are never forgotten...lol
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I laughed at your discription, that's usually as fast as it happens!
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ahhh, good times on the road are never forgotten...lol
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Joined: Dec 2007
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RE: Funny but NOT Tasty
2 weks ago on a group ride i saw a large fury object falling from the sky it exploded as it hit fairing and left hand and controls blood everywhere but b4 i could figure out what it was i see a hawk diving hard (chasing after the diner he just dropped) luckily he pulled up just in time missed him by less than a foot. the guy behind me also got splatter he got a good look at it and thinks it was a ground hog
Road Master
Joined: Dec 2005
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From: California
RE: Funny but NOT Tasty
Something like that happened to me with a moth quite a few years ago when i used to ride without a helmet.
Happened so fast it went right down the throat.
Happened so fast it went right down the throat.
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From: Ft. Lickerder, Florida
RE: Funny but NOT Tasty
I always thought this went without saying, Don't smile unless you want bugs in your teeth. Some 'ol saying like that.
Of course now that I said this, it will happen to me
Of course now that I said this, it will happen to me
Cruiser
Joined: Mar 2008
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From: The Frozen North - Hastings Michigan
RE: Funny but NOT Tasty
A big ol yellow butterfly hit me right between the eyes once, even though I had glasses on, the \\;jiuce from it nearly blinded me. \\;Lucky to get stopped without \\;running off the road. \\;Felt like I'd been hit with pepper spray. Took a good twinty minuets to get clear vision again. Eyes stayed red for three days. That I'll never forget.
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