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Jul 25, 2008 | 12:44 PM

#41

Big Peter

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RE: GOT HIT TODAY

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ORIGINAL: WarriorHD

I carry the wipes everywhere I go....especially when I travel through airports and on planes. Always have them ready along with antibacterial hand gel, Advil, rolaids and BandAids...lol. Just never know what to expect.

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I guess you spend a lot of money on excess baggage

Jul 25, 2008 | 01:32 PM

#42

chiefparry

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From: Euless, TX

RE: GOT HIT TODAY

Reminds of the time I had a coughing spell while riding in the middle of nowhere. I coughed so hard I had one of those really wet farts..So uncomfortable I pulled over and had to cut my drawers off..Rode home commando style

Jul 25, 2008 | 01:43 PM

#43

IBHarley

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From: Morrisville NC

RE: GOT HIT TODAY

not got hit got the sh_ts today

Jul 25, 2008 | 02:03 PM

#44

tseek555

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RE: GOT HIT TODAY

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ORIGINAL: 2005UltraNC

You know you're getting old when you can't trust your farts!

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You know your getting old when "Your dreams are dry &amp\\; your farts are wet".

Jul 25, 2008 | 06:29 PM

#45

Street Glider

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RE: GOT HIT TODAY

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ORIGINAL: 2005UltraNC

You know you're getting old when you can't trust your farts!

A fart ain't nothing but a turd asking for the right of way!

Jul 25, 2008 | 08:33 PM

#46

Bad Pig

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From: Louisville, KY

RE: GOT HIT TODAY

this is some funny $h_t!!
literally!!&nbsp\\; lol

Jul 25, 2008 | 09:59 PM

#47

StonerGlide

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RE: GOT HIT TODAY

Well let's see, if you upgrade the speakers so you can crank up the volume and put on a nice loud&nbsp\\;set of true duals then you wouldn't be able to hear the fart to tell if it was wet or dry or that rattle in the case.

Jul 25, 2008 | 10:10 PM

#48

MetalSpike

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From: Peoria, AZ

RE: GOT HIT TODAY

This is funny ****.&nbsp\\;

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Jul 26, 2008 | 12:01 AM

#49

08HD

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RE: GOT HIT TODAY

[sm=violin.gif]I hate to bring all this to an end. But it seems I must inform everyone that this was due to my intense workout routine that often cause muscle spasms. I am no Mr. American but more fit the the average 40+

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