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Old Feb 5, 2009 | 09:10 PM
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Well...I'm secure...
Soooo......

Panama City Beach, Thunder On The Beach...3 years ago this Summer...
Buddies Fatboy breaks...got it to Ft. Walton HD...
He needs a ride back.
Other buddy doesn't have a bitch pad...but I do.
Me being 5'7"...my buddy is at least 6'5".
He tosses his leg over, off we go.
Pull up to a red light, other buddy looks over...starts laughing his *** off.
I reach down as I'm looking over at my buddy....
Pat my "bitch" on the leg.

Ended up having to help buddy pick his bike up.
He fell over laughing so damn hard!

Good times, fellas...good times!
 

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Old Feb 5, 2009 | 09:29 PM
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Buddy gets bit by a rattle snake.

I call 911 and they tell me to get him on the back of my bike NOW and get him to emergency ASAP or he’ll die.

My buddy say’s “what did they say?”

I tell him, “Sorry dude, they said you’re going to die!”
 
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Old Feb 5, 2009 | 09:32 PM
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I'm secure in me manhood mind you but I still don't want some dude's legs spread around me (sons, brothers, dads, etc are the exception of course).

That would just deflate my riding experience all to hell

Bleeding buddy of course is another possible exception but I would try to just drag him behind with a rope or bungee cord and see if that worked first.
 
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Old Feb 5, 2009 | 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Clint55
Buddy gets bit by a rattle snake.

I call 911 and they tell me to get him on the back of my bike NOW and get him to emergency ASAP or he’ll die.

My buddy say’s “what did they say?”

I tell him, “Sorry dude, they said you’re going to die!”
Ok, I know where he got bit............. And you were supposed to suck out the venom
 
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Old Feb 5, 2009 | 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by russl179
Family members are exempt from the man law about riding with another man 2 up.
I agree with family.

But if another dude is gonna be on the back he better:

1. Be out of gas.

2. Be riding backward.
 
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Old Feb 5, 2009 | 10:12 PM
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Stevepacman,

How do you like the Rhineharts?
 

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Old Feb 5, 2009 | 10:19 PM
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I'm secure and I have no pride. I don't have a story either but I'm subscribing to this one! Thanks for the laughs. BADPIGGY - That's funny I don't care who you are!
 
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Old Feb 5, 2009 | 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by harley-jones
I saw it today and it just don't look right. Made me laugh.
At least these two were on a Yamaha Bagger.

I remember years ago you would see it all the time. And I will admit being on the back of a friends BMW back in the 70's.

Anyone else that will admit to ridding Bit#h in days of old.
Sure, in the 60's we did that all the time. Nowadays it's like some sort of cultural faux pas like smoking in a hospital, and that's ridiculous. I needed a ride to the HD shop to pick up my bike about a year ago and a friend was riding over there at the time I needed to be there. When I asked if he could pick me up he said he would but would drop me off in the rear of the building so no one would see. I may be in the minority, but I think this is superficial and lame. Who came up with this new rule and why? We ride in cars together every day, so why is a bike so different?
 

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Old Feb 5, 2009 | 11:01 PM
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Only one I've ever heard is that if you see 2 dudes on a bike, one better be holding a gas can.....
 
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Old Feb 5, 2009 | 11:11 PM
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Thought I would join the local HOG chapter, as a way to connect locally, when work moved me to Switzerland.

Showed up at the dealership and watched the other riders roll in, looking like Harley riders anywhere in their black leathers and all.

When they (the dudes) walked up and started kissing each other left-right-left on the cheeks as europeans often do, I bust a gut laughing.

I don't care where you are, that just ain't right! Still can't get that picture outta my mind......
 
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