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Old Feb 9, 2009 | 07:39 PM
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Just Say NO!

A ten year-old boy was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle, pulls up beside him and asks, "Hey kid, wanna go for a ride?"

"No!", said the boy, and he kept on walking. The motorcyclist pulls up to him again and says, "Hey kid,, I'll give you $10 if you hop on the back"

"NO!" said the boy and proceeded down the street a little quicker.

The motorcyclist pulls up to the boy again and says, "Ok kid, I'll give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back for a ride."

At this point the boy turns around to him and screams angrily, "Look Dad, YOU bought the Honda, so YOU ride it!!
 
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Old Feb 9, 2009 | 07:42 PM
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Last week it was a nine year old girl, but it is still funny
 
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Old Feb 9, 2009 | 07:43 PM
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That is too funny.
 
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Old Feb 9, 2009 | 08:24 PM
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That is classic...9 year old girl or 10 year old boy....same point.
 
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Old Feb 9, 2009 | 08:34 PM
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Not bad...
 
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Old Feb 10, 2009 | 06:23 AM
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Smart and Wise-*** kid, LOL.
 
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Old Feb 10, 2009 | 10:01 AM
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cute no matter the kid
 
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Old Feb 10, 2009 | 10:12 AM
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Saw it on the Honda forum, and it was his wife walking and he bought a Harley........
 
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Old Feb 10, 2009 | 10:20 AM
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I dunno. I loved my Honda bikes and sometimes still miss them. I never understood bashing across brands.
 
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Old Feb 10, 2009 | 10:20 AM
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That was great,first time I have heard it,I dont get out much!
 
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