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Turpentine vs Holy Water
Little Johnny was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine,
shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A while later a Priest
came along and asked the little boy what he had.
Little Johnny replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the
world, it's called turpentine."
The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy
Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant
woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."
Little Johnny replied, "You take some of this turpentine and rub
it on a cat's ***, he'll pass a Harley Davidson."
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