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Old Dec 11, 2009 | 02:25 PM
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If Momma ain't happy.............
My wife said to me once, "Can I ask you a really stupid question? Better than anybody else, I said..............and that's how the fight started!
 
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Old Dec 11, 2009 | 02:34 PM
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Well we have all done that at least once....but if momma ain't happy nobody is happy....I love to ride but when momma ain't happy riding wont help i have to come back some time...
 
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Old Dec 11, 2009 | 03:50 PM
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And this is PRECISELY why I am not married...
 
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Old Dec 11, 2009 | 04:10 PM
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Poor Dog
Gunner...You'll Live....
P.S. Wrong Forum..We are your friends, not your ANALyst...
 
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Old Dec 11, 2009 | 06:05 PM
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sometimes, you just can't win...
 
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Old Dec 11, 2009 | 06:13 PM
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This story kind of reminds me of a dead horse. My neighbor knew I owned a backhoe, and asked me if I could dig a hole to bury his buddies horse that had just died a few hours before. I said no problem. He was also wanting to do it fast so his daughter wouldn't see it when she woke up that morning. So, here I am digging a hole in a guys back yard for a horse burial. It gets worse. The horse didn't just die, it had been dead for several hours, and was blown up like a Macys day Parade balloon.

Anyway, got the hole dug (we thought deep enough), and when we went to lower Mr. horse down into the hole, it was just about 4" too shallow. So, I'm thinking , hey dude you got a chain saw handy? , the wrestled it in there at an angle , and I covered here up. At 7: 30 in the morning. Never again!
 
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Old Dec 11, 2009 | 07:02 PM
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Well you didn't dig a grave for the dog but you dug one for yourself.

You will be reminded of your infraction periodically now for the rest of your life.
 
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Old Dec 11, 2009 | 07:10 PM
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I think it was insensitive to interrupt you at work to do something that could have waited till you got home, I am going to guess but I don't think the dog was going anywhere.

Are you the only one that has hands that fit a shovel?
 
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Old Dec 11, 2009 | 07:15 PM
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Married life never a dull moment, I just put things like that in my memory bank of things not to do again. It is amazing how a women can train a guy. Sorry to hear about your troubles I have been there a few times myself. Notice I said a few times.............!
 
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Old Dec 11, 2009 | 07:23 PM
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That is why girlfiends are better than a wife. When you are done tell them to lock the door on the way out.
 
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