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Yeah, sure; the 'ole "I wasn't able to sign in because of something with the sign in thingamabob".
I'll bet you were in the Pokey for something nefarious! Surely something related to some sort of vice.
Probably moonshine was somehow involved.
Now how's 'bout you take my story plots and embellish them with some colorful moral deprivations and come back with something we'd all like to read other than the dog ate your homework-I couldn't log in lame *** story
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