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Old Jul 18, 2006 | 10:27 PM
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Lol.....I feel your pain. A few years ago, me and the mrs took a 650 mile trip on my crotch rocket. Well, after 10 hrs of having my junk pressed up against the tank, I was feeling a bit incomfortable. Woke up the next morning, hurting like hell.

A trip to the ER revealed an infection called epiditimitis. An infection of the plumbing down there, caused by constant pressure, and/or irritation.

Needless to say, the Honeymoon didn't turn out quite like the New Bride had hoped!![:@]
 
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Old Jul 18, 2006 | 10:30 PM
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Pulled over to check the damage to the package, wife laughed so hard she almost rolled into the ditch
Sometimes I pull over to check my package; for no reason!

Seriously though....
It won't swell too bad if you get the poison sucked out of it pretty quick.


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I'd let her know she could have helped you out here!
 
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Old Jul 18, 2006 | 10:31 PM
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Old Jul 18, 2006 | 10:38 PM
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Better you than me, I feel for you
 
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Old Jul 18, 2006 | 10:59 PM
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ORIGINAL: bountyhunter

Back from at 500 mile overnighter along the north shore of Lake Erie, fantastic ride. An hour from home I got this burning sensation, reached down and pulled out a trapped hornet. Stung me dead center......in the nuts......right through the jeans! Pulled over to check the damage to the package, wife laughed so hard she almost rolled into the ditch.

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Old Jul 19, 2006 | 09:17 AM
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Dam Bounty, I spit coffee all over[sm=icon_rofl.gif]

Sure hope your ......uhmmmm, "package" gets back to normal
 
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Old Jul 19, 2006 | 09:20 AM
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ORIGINAL: Peekaboo Bob

In the event your erection should last more than 4 hours, seek professional medical help.
Or seek a couple of hookers.
 
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Old Jul 19, 2006 | 09:24 AM
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If it lasts more than four hours, my wife better seek medical help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![sm=alcoholic.gif]
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In the event your erection should last more than 4 hours, seek professional medical help.
 
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did it cause any swelling,could be a new male natural enhancement treatment
 
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Old Jul 19, 2006 | 11:07 AM
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Hey it could be worse....could of been a hornet with an STD!
 
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