Let's make him start all over here, so he can really appreciate the site. 
Forgive Me, I Have Sinned.
Road Warrior
Joined: Oct 2009
Posts: 1,251
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I was having some log-in trouble with the HD Forums touring site and was jonesn for a fix so I figured Id check this other site. Wont mention the name but they claim to be talking about HDs. It was a very strange world. Kinda like a dream. There was this one dick-tator guy with like a kazillion posts that seemed to be their leader and all of the forum minions bowed down and kissed his butt at every opportunity. I saw one guy get beheaded for simply questioning the dick-tators handling of a previous beheading. I immediately realized that this bizarro world was not for me so I went ahead and got banned. I can proudly say that I went down in flames, kamikaze style.
Anyway, my log-in problems are now fixed. It sure is good to be back home with my HD Forums touring friends where the men and women are stable and secure and the dicks arent tators. Its also nice knowing that I can always count on you guys to give me the proper ration of sh*t when I need it and that I dont have to lose sleep at night worrying about you getting banned.
I will never stray again!!
Anyway, my log-in problems are now fixed. It sure is good to be back home with my HD Forums touring friends where the men and women are stable and secure and the dicks arent tators. Its also nice knowing that I can always count on you guys to give me the proper ration of sh*t when I need it and that I dont have to lose sleep at night worrying about you getting banned.
I will never stray again!!
Ultimate HDF Member
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 6,146
Likes: 471
From: along the Front Range in Colorado
......... so THAT's what that means. .
Road Master
Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 929
Likes: 1
From: Blue Springs, MO
Now that is FUNNY, maybe Road Captain. Missed the Labs welcome back.
Last edited by cap5369; Jan 7, 2010 at 10:02 PM.
Road Master
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 928
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From: Redmond, WA
Tim and Clint - I took a nice ride out through Duvall to North Bend today and probably saw Tim snd his friend as I was heading from Duvall to Carnation. It was a little windy but otherwise a great day for good long ride. We should get together and visit Clint someday for lunch.
Oh, Clint! You had better shape up or you will lose your senior standing on this site... no more checking to see if the grass is greener on the other site!
Oh, Clint! You had better shape up or you will lose your senior standing on this site... no more checking to see if the grass is greener on the other site!
Elite HDF Member
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 3,928
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From: Desert S. West
I've been there done that too! Like you said; no need to mention the site(s).
One of 'em even had to have the post approved. I couldn't believe it. How in this world could any forum need to have a post approved before others could see it. Pretty much defeats the entire point of a forum.
Screw 'em. Much better here anyway.
One of 'em even had to have the post approved. I couldn't believe it. How in this world could any forum need to have a post approved before others could see it. Pretty much defeats the entire point of a forum.
Screw 'em. Much better here anyway.
Road Warrior
Joined: Jan 2009
Posts: 1,433
Likes: 923
From: Northern MI
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From: WACO
Profanity. I used the word. A$$ to describe the back of the new touring frame. I even used the dollar signs in my original post but they said that was still against the profanity rules and that they all knew that I really meant ***. For that I was issued an official demerit point and put on probation. I figured I was dead anyway so I stated my humble personal opinion of DICK-tatorships and got banned.