Gunner, with losing your pup and the accident ya deserve to reward yourself

 

To quote a favorite movie of mine (Walk Hard - The Dewey *** Story) speaking on the topic of Road Glides:

[Dewey walks into a garage and discovers Sam sitting on a Road Glide surrounded by ladies]
Dewey: Sam!! What you all doing in here?
Sam: [Sitting on a Road Glide] Dewey, get out of here. You don't want no part of this $hit.
Dewey ***: What is it?
Sam: It's a Road Glide, it gives you a boner! Not to be riden if you have a pre-existing heart condition. If boners last more than four hours, call more ladies.
[Dewey laughs uneasily]
Dewey ***: Well, that does sound tempting, but you know what, Sam? I really don't want no part of that $hit.
Sam: Did you hear what I said? It gives you a boner!

 

Dude, you don't want a RGU! Everyone knows they are fugly!
I can't tell you how many times i have driven off the road at night because the headlisghts don't turn....

It is too late for me, but you can still save yourself...