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And no, it's not an "old man's bike"
And no, the music is not yet too loud
And no, I don't take any blue pills (and the wife always has a smile)
And no, I don't have the pot roast dinner at IHOP at 3pm so I can be in bed after wheel of fortune
And no, I don't mow the lawn in shorts with black socks and shoes
And no, I don't ever say I don't feel like rid'in cause my hip hurts
And no, they're still my real teeth
And no, I still have my hair (well atleast most of it)
And no, I don't tell the kids "Well in my day I had to walk 10 miles just to..."
And no, never too young for a UC, the wife said she's gonnaget me one when I turn 60!
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Slideshow: From the troubled AMF years to modern misfires, these bikes earned reputations for reliability issues, questionable engineering, or disappointing performance.
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