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Old Jun 8, 2013 | 03:36 PM
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Board up your windows, SWAT is on the way! WARNING: Don't forget the safety glasses while using that hammer..........
 
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Old Jun 8, 2013 | 04:06 PM
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So is everyone saying I don't need to remove the tank to service my filter element? For real? Now I don't know what to believe.
 
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Old Jun 8, 2013 | 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Northwoodz
What's next....running with scissors? Some people!
I ran with scissors last night. Scared the hell out of the neighbor kids.
 
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Old Jun 8, 2013 | 04:12 PM
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What A rule Breaker!!!! its rebels like you that give us Motorcyclists a bad rep!!!LOL!
 
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Old Jun 8, 2013 | 04:13 PM
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Realizing and admitting that you are guilty of "Gross Negligence" will likely work to your advantage.
I have no choice but to alert the following authorities:
P.E.T.A
O.S.H.A
A.C.L.U
E.P.A
H.I.S.P.A

May they have mercy on you !
 
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Old Jun 8, 2013 | 04:30 PM
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OMG
You should be whacked in the pee-pee
10 Hail Mary's... NOW!
 
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Old Jun 8, 2013 | 04:33 PM
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The danger is that people won't get the joke
 
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Old Jun 8, 2013 | 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted by TheGrandPoohBah
Wow, yesterday I threw caution to the wind.
I disregarded my safety and of those around me.
Started as a rainy day, decided to check over the 'King in the garage, then...
I decided to clean the Screaming Eagle Air Cleaner. The rule for SEAC's is wash, dry, but DO NOT OIL (Like you would the K/N's). Did it.
Then this morning the horror of it all hits:
In my haste to perform this task yesterday, I forgot to:
(1) - Remove the maxi fuse.
(2) - Remove the fuel tank.
The manual requires you do this. Don't be dangerous like me; failing to follow the instructions could result in loss of limb or life, loss of property, and injure innocent people in the neighborhood.
I'm OK, I got lucky this time.
The true meaning of "EDGING' !!! I guess...lol. Warrant voided IMO, now go buy another new one!!!j/k loll
 
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Old Jun 8, 2013 | 06:37 PM
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You could have taken out an entire neighborhood with your total disregard of following directions. Clearly, you didn't 'listen' in Kindergarten to the most basic of rules. And people like you wonder why we have so many attorneys here in the U.S.
 
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Old Jun 8, 2013 | 08:02 PM
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WOW... I thought I was bad, but you sir, you are just trying to anger the Harley Gods. Shame, I say shame on you sir. Go directly to your nearest dealership and repent to a service manager immediatley!!!
 

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