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Old Feb 8, 2008 | 09:41 PM
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Whats the tightrope walker say to the guy getting oral gratification from the 90 year old woman

Fck it, just don't look down!
 
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Old Feb 8, 2008 | 09:57 PM
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Old Feb 8, 2008 | 10:29 PM
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A guy had an interesting experience recently involving an "older" woman he met at a bar.

She looked pretty darn HOT for 62. She was drinking quite a bit, and while they were chatting, she came right out and asked him if he'd ever had a "sportsman's double" - a mother and daughter threesome.

He said no, but she might be able to talk him into it.

So she slams back one last drink, wipes her mouth, and looking directly into his eyes, she tells him,

"Tonight's your lucky night."

So they go back to her place, she clicks on the hall light right as they enter, and she shouts upstairs,

"Mom! You still awake?"
 
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Old Feb 8, 2008 | 11:02 PM
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Little Timmy walks in on his parents one day,dads going to town on mommy. Dad spots little Timmy looking through the door and goes to shut the door as Timmy runs away,dad comes out looking for Timmy,finds Timmy screwing grandma.As dad says "what the..... Timmy turns around and says "how you like it,MOTHER FKER"
 
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