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Old May 28, 2009 | 07:43 PM
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The Mistress
She sat in her dark tomb waiting to be given life once again. She was alone, but never alone. Waiting for the cold and wet days of winter to pass. Yet she waited for her day soon to come.
Then came the time of sun and warmth. She knew she would be once again free, Free to roam and rule the street with vengance, pride and honor, fore now there would be no other than her with the rider. Once again they would be as one.
Slowly she came out of her tomb to see the warm light of day. With The gift of life Her 2 huge Lungs filled with air and fuel, to give birth to the FIRE and THUNDER that was hers alone , her life was again reborn. With the powers of all hell she shook like never before. As the proud Goddess of Thunder she sat just for a moment while her long front legs stretched out waiting for her rider to set her free .
Now my rider I the "MISTRESS" will once more set you free. Now once more we are one. While You give me the gift of freedom I give you the gift of THUNDER and Pride, the pride that so few can understand.
 
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Old May 28, 2009 | 07:57 PM
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Well written. Like it!
 
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Old May 30, 2009 | 04:35 PM
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Thanks
PK sometimes after a few beers I come up with one.
 
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Old May 30, 2009 | 05:59 PM
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Got any pics of her 2 huge lungs?
 
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Old May 30, 2009 | 06:09 PM
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hey you wrote about my ride...lol My girlfriend calls my ride The Mistress because I spend more time with it than I do her.
 
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Old May 30, 2009 | 07:55 PM
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Well done! I do believe that any other bike I owned was just a ride. My Harley owns me! Right now she is screaming to be washed and caressed. My wife says the bike is my other girlfriend.......but she is so much more...........
 
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Old May 30, 2009 | 11:33 PM
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thats funny! everytime we leave the garage i tell my wife to kiss her good night!!!
 
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Old May 31, 2009 | 08:49 AM
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I think you should quit drinkin' and get laid....
 
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Threesome Man!!!!! LOL
 
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Old May 31, 2009 | 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by '09fxdb
I think you should quit drinkin' and get laid....
OK you come up with a better one. And I'll buy you a beer or 2
PS nice ride
you couldn't get a FXDWG ? They do allow them up by you right ???
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