crack ho
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Joined: Dec 2009
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From: navarre ohio
i think i met your girl here in akron about 10 years ago.. crack ho walked up and hopped on the back and asked if i wanted a date.. i told her to get the F off before i knocked her off the back.. two min down the road i thought i should of offerd $5 to fondle her *****.. o well to late. probaly had fleas anyway
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From: US poverty capital, california
If you have been in hollywood at 1am on a fri or sat....you're officially allowed to say "I've seen everything"
I avoid that crackpot town at all costs......to many there are "beyond freaky"......
I avoid that crackpot town at all costs......to many there are "beyond freaky"......
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Joined: Apr 2005
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From: SoCal
Okay, here's another "Has This Ever Happened To You?" story.
I was sitting at a light in Hollywood one night in my SUV when a blonde gal in tight pink clothing walks up to my window holding her panties wadded up in her hand. She says "Can I sit in your car and put my panties on?".
Another time we were sitting in traffic (that's ALL we do in LA) on our way to a Dodgers Game. A homeless looking guy walks up holding a sign that say "Will Work For Food". My buddy who already had two beers in him asks "What kind of work do you do?" The guys says he is an out of work actor (They ALL say that in LA). My smart *** friend says "Well ACT!!!!" The homeless guy stands up straight, looks off in the distance and starts off with the whole opening soliloqy from Shakespeares Richard III..... "Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this son of York ........". Now I know some Shakespeare and this guy hit it SPOT on with the proper voice inflections and timing. He was speaking perfect iambic pentameter. I gave him $5.00 and told my buddy he was going to buy me a $15.00 beer when we got to Dodger Stadium. This guy was still delivering lines as we drove off.
I was sitting at a light in Hollywood one night in my SUV when a blonde gal in tight pink clothing walks up to my window holding her panties wadded up in her hand. She says "Can I sit in your car and put my panties on?".
Another time we were sitting in traffic (that's ALL we do in LA) on our way to a Dodgers Game. A homeless looking guy walks up holding a sign that say "Will Work For Food". My buddy who already had two beers in him asks "What kind of work do you do?" The guys says he is an out of work actor (They ALL say that in LA). My smart *** friend says "Well ACT!!!!" The homeless guy stands up straight, looks off in the distance and starts off with the whole opening soliloqy from Shakespeares Richard III..... "Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this son of York ........". Now I know some Shakespeare and this guy hit it SPOT on with the proper voice inflections and timing. He was speaking perfect iambic pentameter. I gave him $5.00 and told my buddy he was going to buy me a $15.00 beer when we got to Dodger Stadium. This guy was still delivering lines as we drove off.
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