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So riding home from work last night through Hollywood in traffic. Stopped at a light on cahuenga when so crazy crack ho comes up to me and pulls out her **** (but wait theres more). She decides she wants to take a ride and jumps on (ridin the fender). So I have two options a. get off my bike and pull her off in the middle of traffic or option b. take the ho for a ride. I choose b so off we went me and my new girlfriend sitting on my fender with no helmet wasted. I drove about 50 feet or so and pulled over needless to say she got off in a hurry and probably burnt her legs on my pipes but hay she got a ride
Has this ever happened to you?
Has this ever happened to you?
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From: Pratt, KS
Never in the middle of traffic, but back when I was young and dumb almost everytime I stopped on my sportbike some young girl wanted a ride. That was half the fun of having it and it got me laid on a regular basis. I don't know what it was, but something about hitting 140 mph just seemed to make the panties drop. 
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From: Grayson Ky
Never in the middle of traffic, but back when I was young and dumb almost everytime I stopped on my sportbike some young girl wanted a ride. That was half the fun of having it and it got me laid on a regular basis. I don't know what it was, but something about hitting 140 mph just seemed to make the panties drop.
Probably scared the panties off of them.... LOL...
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Road Master
Joined: Oct 2009
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From: Tampa, FL
That was your first mistake.
Yeah... sure... about 2 or 3 times a day...
well not really, but it sure sounds like fun.
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So riding home from work last night through Hollywood in traffic. Stopped at a light on cahuenga when so crazy crack ho comes up to me and pulls out her **** (but wait theres more). She decides she wants to take a ride and jumps on (ridin the fender). So I have two options a. get off my bike and pull her off in the middle of traffic or option b. take the ho for a ride. I choose b so off we went me and my new girlfriend sitting on my fender with no helmet wasted. I drove about 50 feet or so and pulled over needless to say she got off in a hurry and probably burnt her legs on my pipes but hay she got a ride
Has this ever happened to you?
Has this ever happened to you?
well not really, but it sure sounds like fun.
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