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Old Oct 1, 2010 | 10:25 AM
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So riding home from work last night through Hollywood in traffic. Stopped at a light on cahuenga when so crazy crack ho comes up to me and pulls out her **** (but wait theres more). She decides she wants to take a ride and jumps on (ridin the fender). So I have two options a. get off my bike and pull her off in the middle of traffic or option b. take the ho for a ride. I choose b so off we went me and my new girlfriend sitting on my fender with no helmet wasted. I drove about 50 feet or so and pulled over needless to say she got off in a hurry and probably burnt her legs on my pipes but hay she got a ride
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Old Oct 1, 2010 | 10:29 AM
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Had a couple of ladies want to sit on the bike with me on it. Got a reach around from both so that was OK.
But no, can't say any crazy ladies have jumped on in traffic
 
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Old Oct 1, 2010 | 10:31 AM
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Ida dumped the clutch and left her sittin on her azz in the street.
 
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Old Oct 1, 2010 | 10:42 AM
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Old Oct 1, 2010 | 10:57 AM
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Guess it all depends how cracked out she is, what she looks like and where my ol lady is. hhaha
 
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Never in the middle of traffic, but back when I was young and dumb almost everytime I stopped on my sportbike some young girl wanted a ride. That was half the fun of having it and it got me laid on a regular basis. I don't know what it was, but something about hitting 140 mph just seemed to make the panties drop.
 
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Old Oct 1, 2010 | 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by dustinn3
Never in the middle of traffic, but back when I was young and dumb almost everytime I stopped on my sportbike some young girl wanted a ride. That was half the fun of having it and it got me laid on a regular basis. I don't know what it was, but something about hitting 140 mph just seemed to make the panties drop.


Probably scared the panties off of them.... LOL...
 
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Ida dumped the clutch and left her sittin on her azz in the street.
+1 i'd have pulled my first wheelie, for sure.
 
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Old Oct 1, 2010 | 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by chef andy
So riding home from work last night through Hollywood in traffic.
That was your first mistake.

Originally Posted by chef andy
So riding home from work last night through Hollywood in traffic. Stopped at a light on cahuenga when so crazy crack ho comes up to me and pulls out her **** (but wait theres more). She decides she wants to take a ride and jumps on (ridin the fender). So I have two options a. get off my bike and pull her off in the middle of traffic or option b. take the ho for a ride. I choose b so off we went me and my new girlfriend sitting on my fender with no helmet wasted. I drove about 50 feet or so and pulled over needless to say she got off in a hurry and probably burnt her legs on my pipes but hay she got a ride
Has this ever happened to you?
Yeah... sure... about 2 or 3 times a day...

well not really, but it sure sounds like fun.


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