This poor guy...
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My little rant
Eight months ago I came home with an FXD, my wife went to a lawyer and had divorce papers written up. I tried to talk her out of it but she left for three days. I guess she wanted to show how serious she was. I kept the bike to show that I was just as serious and wouldn't be subservent to her. I know she got the story that was going around at my job that it was either the bike or her, and I kept the bike. I enjoyed letting them think what they wanted. Now the bike has 5300 miles,
and she knows that I am enjoying it and serious about riding , she has come to accept the fact that that that I didn't just want the bike I NEED ONE. She is hard headed and won't ride with me which is a shame because she is missing out on a lot of fun. There are just to many people, both men and women, who live under the controle of their spouse and arn't their own person. It really bothers me to see a man that is WHIPPED, unfortunatly you see this more and more now. It is time men take their ***** out of their wifes purse and wear them.
Just my little rant
flynlow
and she knows that I am enjoying it and serious about riding , she has come to accept the fact that that that I didn't just want the bike I NEED ONE. She is hard headed and won't ride with me which is a shame because she is missing out on a lot of fun. There are just to many people, both men and women, who live under the controle of their spouse and arn't their own person. It really bothers me to see a man that is WHIPPED, unfortunatly you see this more and more now. It is time men take their ***** out of their wifes purse and wear them.
Just my little rant
flynlow
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From: Vancouver Washington
RE: This poor guy...
I used to have an employee whose wife continually nagged him and ran his life, "Benny, you missed a spot while mowing the grass, Benny, it's a 100 degress and your dog hasn't had any water all day, "Benny, Benny, Benny...." while she sat of her fat, unemployed a$$ all day long eating bon-bons and watching TV. He would whine and cry to me, looking so whipped and pathetic. I used to feel so sorry for him untill one day I realized that he not only did he deserve every once of this for LETTING it happen to him, but also that he needed it! Otherwise he probably couldn't function on his own. The moral of the story is that if you are pu$$y whipped, then you're probably a pu$$y, if you are stupid enough to let this happen to you, then you are most likely stupid. If you go to the Dr. because it hurts when you hit yourself in the head with a rubber hose, the Dr. says then stop hitting yourself in the head with a rubber hose, but you continue to hit yourself in the head with a rubber hose, and your head still hurts, is it your wife's fault? Grow some *****, admit that you're a pu$$y, stupid, or need direction, and let the rest of us take advantage of you....
meant with love,
Dan
meant with love,
Dan
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RE: This poor guy...
I am of the opinion that people need to be able to stand alone to be in a successful relationship.
If you go to a party with your sig/other and can not leave them to talk on their own with someone they just meet, then there is a problem.
Relationships need to be based on want not NEED. If you NEED to be with someone, you have problems. My wife and I could survive alone. Her job, my job, our toys, all seperate. But we CHOSE to be together and support each others decisions.
Sappy? Maybe, but once I figured it out after many failed relationships, it got really easy. 11 years now...seems like 11 days.
If you go to a party with your sig/other and can not leave them to talk on their own with someone they just meet, then there is a problem.
Relationships need to be based on want not NEED. If you NEED to be with someone, you have problems. My wife and I could survive alone. Her job, my job, our toys, all seperate. But we CHOSE to be together and support each others decisions.
Sappy? Maybe, but once I figured it out after many failed relationships, it got really easy. 11 years now...seems like 11 days.
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Posts: 491
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RE: This poor guy...
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
Ain’t it the truth?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish.................................49.
Adventurous.........................Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No breasts.
Average looking....................Moooo.
Beautiful.............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure................On medication.
Feminist..............................Fat.
Free spirit...........................Junkie.
Friendship first......................Former ****.
New-Age.............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing. Professional.........................Bitch.
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate....................Stalker.
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay.
Ain’t it the truth?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish.................................49.
Adventurous.........................Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No breasts.
Average looking....................Moooo.
Beautiful.............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure................On medication.
Feminist..............................Fat.
Free spirit...........................Junkie.
Friendship first......................Former ****.
New-Age.............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing. Professional.........................Bitch.
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate....................Stalker.
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay.
Tourer
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 265
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From: Columbus, OH
RE: This poor guy...
Have to agree with Beagle on this one. A relationship is a partnership, with each being aware of the others needs and wants. In any relationship any decision involving the amount of cash our toys cost HAS to be a joint decision. This guys wife should have been more understanding, he should have put his point accross in a more firm manner. Anyone who thinks f%*k the wife, I'm doing it anyway should maybe re-think his relationship. My wife comes first, but you'd need a damn big zoom lens to see her nose just ahead of my Fatty [sm=icon_rofl.gif]
And finally, don't kid yourselves, we're a little bit whipped, if we weren't we'd be single and celibate!!!
And finally, don't kid yourselves, we're a little bit whipped, if we weren't we'd be single and celibate!!!
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From: FL & SoCal
RE: This poor guy...
RRacing...Man this is a riot. You cracked me up here. Thanks for the laugh....Can't wait to show my wife this one 
ORIGINAL: R Racing
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
Ain’t it the truth?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish.................................49.
Adventurous.........................Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No breasts.
Average looking....................Moooo.
Beautiful.............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure................On medication.
Feminist..............................Fat.
Free spirit...........................Junkie.
Friendship first......................Former ****.
New-Age.............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing. Professional.........................Bitch.
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate....................Stalker.
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
Ain’t it the truth?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish.................................49.
Adventurous.........................Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No breasts.
Average looking....................Moooo.
Beautiful.............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure................On medication.
Feminist..............................Fat.
Free spirit...........................Junkie.
Friendship first......................Former ****.
New-Age.............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing. Professional.........................Bitch.
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate....................Stalker.
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay.
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Posts: 32
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From: Leusden, Utrecht, Netherlands
RE: This poor guy...
LOL! That is great stuff. [sm=hail.gif]
ORIGINAL: R Racing
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
Ain’t it the truth?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish.................................49.
Adventurous.........................Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No breasts.
Average looking....................Moooo.
Beautiful.............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure................On medication.
Feminist..............................Fat.
Free spirit...........................Junkie.
Friendship first......................Former ****.
New-Age.............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing. Professional.........................Bitch.
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate....................Stalker.
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
Ain’t it the truth?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish.................................49.
Adventurous.........................Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No breasts.
Average looking....................Moooo.
Beautiful.............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure................On medication.
Feminist..............................Fat.
Free spirit...........................Junkie.
Friendship first......................Former ****.
New-Age.............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing. Professional.........................Bitch.
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate....................Stalker.
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay.
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