LOL, I would love to be out riding right now.

On a totally different side note, guys at work have learned not to call me to tell me that they will not be in because I come up with some crazy schiat to tell the boss. Here are a couple of them;

One guy called in sick I told the boss he called me and said he was sick. I said "you don't sound sick" and he replied "well I screwing my dog! how sick is that!?!" LOL

Another guy called me and said he would be in late, I told the boss when he asked where the guy was at, I said he actually made it to work on time and when he was walking in from the parking lot, he thought he needed to fart and ended up shiating his pants and had to go home to change. LOL

Last one, one guy called in and said he had to go to the doctors for possible kidney stones. Boss asked where he was at and I said that he had a freak accident at the house, seems he didn't know he had kidney stones until he was pleasuring himself and shot the dog! LOL

Now no one will call or text me if they are not coming in, I can't figure it out. LOL

 

Sounds like a great way to heal!

 

aeromike, that's some funny **** but goes over the politically correct HR line. lol

 

Nice one i am on garden leave at the moment thats what we in the UK call it when the company you work for tells you to stay at home for a month when you are leaving them to go work for the competitiors.
4 weeks at home and the weather in my part of the UK is crap never mind should get a few good days over the next few weeks.